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Why don't you insert your tongue up Piggly's bleeding hemorrhoid anus?Bwa Hahahahahahahahha!
Sorry. That one cracked me up.
Now I'll read the rest of that post.
Isn't that something you Navy sailors played with down in the boat laundry?You Drive a Corvette and you probably don't even know what a Johnson Rod Shaft Bearing is.
Why don't you follow me down to the laundry and find out.Isn't that something you Navy sailors played with down in the boat laundry?
Tell us more coffee pot stories!@Admin. has cock on the brain again.
I bet you don't even know how to drive a stick.Johnson and Rod's shafts bearing is right up @Admin. 's bung hole.
He is one of them Navy boys? You don't say. That would explain a lot.Isn't that something you Navy sailors played with down in the boat laundry?
(Watch I'll pretend I don't know Admin. tee hee hee hee, no one will every catch on right Deport Literals?)He is one of them Navy boys? You don't say. That would explain a lot.
He is one of them Navy boys? You don't say. That would explain a lot.
So you are part of the first all feminine branch of Military?(Watch I'll pretend I don't know Admin. tee hee hee hee, no one will every catch on right Deport Literals?)
You were too fat to join the Zulu Jungle Bunnies, and had to move out of state.So you are part of the first all feminine branch of Military?
You will have to forgive me if I refrain from thanking you for your service as I am certain my penis has never come in contact with your mouth.
How many men in your branch would you say ARE in a position to thank you for your service?You were too fat to join the Zulu Jungle Bunnies, and had to move out of state.
If you lost 200 pounds, how fat would you still be?How many men in your branch would you say ARE in a position to thank you for your service?
Is the number into the thousands or where you a modest girl back then?
Do you think there are any biological elements in male semen that have made you into the woman you are today?If you lost 200 pounds, how fat would you still be?
Do you think there are any biological elements in male semen that have made you into the woman you are today?
^^ Proving once again, Howler is a stupid fuck.Even those two dudes know it.
@Bastard Factory I thought we weren't doing the peadough accusations anymore, isn't that one of the reasons Bigly was banned the last time?
Oh, so your original claim about Kamala was based on your scholarly research? Begging your pardon, your honor.LotusBud, are you young, vibrant and spry? If so I would encourage you to waste not another minute casting such pearls of wisdom amongst the swine which frequents this place daily.
You have truly missed your calling. And if it is not too late I encourage you to pursue a career in criminal defense. You would be unstoppable!
Reading your words I felt both a sense of inspiration palliated with a sense of sadness. The sadness which accompanies the knowledge that I lack the ability to spread word of your incredible legal acumen to the world at large. If only I were able to invite defense attorneys everywhere to sharpen their craft, assemble here and take notes of what could possibly be one of the best defense strategies we are going to witness in our lifetime.
Imagine it. A courtroom setting. You are defensive counsel for a man accused of murder. The prosecutor opens, floods the minds of your impressionable jurors with all kinds of compelling evidence. Pictures, exhibits, expert testimony, ballistics data, eyewitness testimony, video, dna etc etc. The facts seem in favor of conviction. The case appears damning. The evidence overwhelming!
But he who seems condemned should fret not! For when you arrive to the podium in splendor and glory to mount your vigorous defense the prosecutor and their deluge of damning evidence is nothing short of steamrolled! Vaporized in an instant, As you gaze sternly at your jurors with confidence and calm to utter the words "other people have committed murder too".
There is a slight pause in the room as your audience absorbs your succinct rebuttal and in an instant as if Thomas Edison reinvented the light bulb then and there, the hearts and minds of all in attendance shift in a turnabout of one hundred and eighty degrees and demand a stoppage to this travesty of prosecution!
Your client walks! There is simply no other plausible outcome.
Lotus, I implore you with every fiber in my being, to waste time no further! Skip all the red tape accompanying legal accreditation, march right into your local public defender's office and demand a case load.
I now invite some random spamming assjockey who's bunghole is where his mouth should be into the thread to call me fat.
Is there an issue? you didn't deny anything I posted. Its in the Sweatshop.. "Pure Drama" like Duh. Least you don't hide who and what you are. Proud of it huh? disgusting worthless cunt. Execution would be too easy on scum like you@Bastard Factory I thought we weren't doing the peadough accusations anymore, isn't that one of the reasons Bigly was banned the last time?
And PS. Was that long-winded snarkfest something you have saved and you slightly altered it and C&P'd it for me, or did you really go to all that trouble to write that up just to respond to me? Wow, if the latter, I am so sorry I gut hooked you so magnificently. Sorry, not sorry, actually.LotusBud, are you young, vibrant and spry? If so I would encourage you to waste not another minute casting such pearls of wisdom amongst the swine which frequents this place daily.
You have truly missed your calling. And if it is not too late I encourage you to pursue a career in criminal defense. You would be unstoppable!
Reading your words I felt both a sense of inspiration palliated with a sense of sadness. The sadness which accompanies the knowledge that I lack the ability to spread word of your incredible legal acumen to the world at large. If only I were able to invite defense attorneys everywhere to sharpen their craft, assemble here and take notes of what could possibly be one of the best defense strategies we are going to witness in our lifetime.
Imagine it. A courtroom setting. You are defensive counsel for a man accused of murder. The prosecutor opens, floods the minds of your impressionable jurors with all kinds of compelling evidence. Pictures, exhibits, expert testimony, ballistics data, eyewitness testimony, video, dna etc etc. The facts seem in favor of conviction. The case appears damning. The evidence overwhelming!
But he who seems condemned should fret not! For when you arrive to the podium in splendor and glory to mount your vigorous defense the prosecutor and their deluge of damning evidence is nothing short of steamrolled! Vaporized in an instant, As you gaze sternly at your jurors with confidence and calm to utter the words "other people have committed murder too".
There is a slight pause in the room as your audience absorbs your succinct rebuttal and in an instant as if Thomas Edison reinvented the light bulb then and there, the hearts and minds of all in attendance shift in a turnabout of one hundred and eighty degrees and demand a stoppage to this travesty of prosecution!
Your client walks! There is simply no other plausible outcome.
Lotus, I implore you with every fiber in my being, to waste time no further! Skip all the red tape accompanying legal accreditation, march right into your local public defender's office and demand a case load.
I now invite some random spamming assjockey who's bunghole is where his mouth should be into the thread to call me fat.
Hey Bigly Buttfuckt, is this what your GF* pounds your ass with?@Bastard Factory I thought we weren't doing the peadough accusations anymore, isn't that one of the reasons Bigly was banned the last time?
You quoted it twice. Was the sting of your own inferiority that profound?And PS. Was that long-winded snarkfest something you have saved and you slightly altered it and C&P'd it for me, or did you really go to all that trouble to write that up just to respond to me? Wow, if the latter, I am so sorry I gut hooked you so magnificently. Sorry, not sorry, actually.
(While I still pretend to totally not be the thin skinned dipshit we know as Bigly hee hee ha ha, I am smart!)Thank you for sharing this.
Hey Lotus.And PS. Was that long-winded snarkfest something you have saved and you slightly altered it and C&P'd it for me, or did you really go to all that trouble to write that up just to respond to me? Wow, if the latter, I am so sorry I gut hooked you so magnificently. Sorry, not sorry, actually.
The sarcasm might have escaped her though. Or did it? Angry enough to quote it twice might suggest otherwise.Hey Lotus.
The young and spry thing was pretty funny I thought.