It reminds me of my former brother-in-law when we were both a lot younger. He'd stay over and take my car out at night. I could tell my car had been used, motherfucker was so damn broke he didn't have money to replace the fuel he used.
I confronted him about it and his lame ass argument was "If I took your car out, why would I be so stupid not to put gas in it?"
I would roll my eyes, "You don't have a job dumbass. You can't put gas in it and you think this is a good alibi?"
At least he was still in high school, these fools are pathetic.