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Squeeze Toy

A toy for women to squeeze in their legs.
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Duffel bag to carry the bodies in.

 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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A pedicure - - - - - -
 

X

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Fuck what I would give for a breast and rib of the old stuff, before the ban on trans fats ...
:Perfecto:
 

Squeeze Toy

A toy for women to squeeze in their legs.
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A convenience store sammich and a 40 of Mickey's.

'Cause I'm HIGH CLASS 'n' shit.
 

X

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Seamajor

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Lettuce
 

Swamp-Duck

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Best pot of tea ever, and they let the dog on too.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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The complete box set of Monty Python's Flying Circus, including outtakes of dead parrots acting dead.
 

SHAMPAIN

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Best pot of tea ever, and they let the dog on too.
I got a voucher last Christmas for a high tea at a posh hotel, I wasn’t impressed until I went, it was delicious, sandwiches, cakes and surprisingly good tea lol
 

X

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Holy FUCK dood...is it your duty to patrol my posts and offer your 2 cent butthurt responses ??

...good
 

Scott

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Have you reported me yet?
 

X

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For what dingbat ?? I'd let you lick a nut, I ain't gots no problem with that ...
 

Scooter

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Two bags of tobacco and a box of tubes.
 

rancidmilko

Disabler of Enablers
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I stopped by the coconut guy, asked him to pop a handful of cold ones and pour inside a bottle, stopped by the fruit van and picked a bag of fresh chopped pineapple
 

Seamajor

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Bag of chips, avocado, cheese, bottle of vodka
 

HELLFIRE

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Diet Mountain Dew