What's the last thing you purchased?

[Breakfall]

ur aliright, breaky i like u :)

You’re a good sort too Jeannie :rightON:

 

[Jeannie]

when u showed up here i teased u for being obnoxious lol

 

[Frood]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

 

[Breakfall]

when u showed up here i teased u for being obnoxious lol

You called me a punchdrunk retard on koolaid! It was you that made me reflect introspectively and try a bit harder. Your commentary is still on my profile page! Lol :LOL1:

 

[Jeannie]

editing..

 

[Frood]

Debbie Gibson's version of "I Think We're Alone Now"...

 

[Jeannie]

when u showed up here i teased u for being obnoxious lol

You called me a punchdrunk retard on koolaid! It was you that made me reflect introspectively and try a bit harder. Your commentary is still on my profile page! Lol :LOL1:

LOL the koolaid meme XD

well im drunk atm so i cant judge :p

 

[Breakfall]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

 

[Jeannie]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

 

[Frood]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

:Grin3:

What Americans don't get with all their 2A shit is that we're going to fight back regardless, and we have to be smarter than they do, because their government WISHES they could be like ours...

Pop Quiz:

We've been occupied by the CCP. They've moved in from the North after bombarding Darwin and Pine Gap, and they're virtually surrounding the nation (bar certain coasts of Tasmania for fear of being infected by the CFG - Cousin Fucking Gene)....

What do we do?

I'll tell you!

We drink! We drink every drop in all cities, towns, and villages, then we PISS.

...the CCP will be washed away in the floods.

 

[Breakfall]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

 

[Jeannie]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

:Grin3:

What Americans don't get with all their 2A shit is that we're going to fight back regardless, and we have to be smarter than they do, because their government WISHES they could be like ours...

Pop Quiz:

We've been occupied by the CCP. They've moved in from the North after bombarding Darwin and Pine Gap, and they're virtually surrounding the nation (bar certain coasts of Tasmania for fear of being infected by the CFG - Cousin Fucking Gene)....

What do we do?

I'll tell you!

We drink! We drink every drop in all cities, towns, and villages, then we PISS.

...the CCP will be washed away in the floods.

wow
shoot the ppl in charge, the head of the snake

 

[Jeannie]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

 

[Breakfall]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

 

[Jeannie]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

i shot a 30-06 once lol

 

[Breakfall]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

i shot a 30-06 once lol

Springfield?

 

[Frood]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

But she probably doesn't understand the newest advances in radar and FLIR...

We have to be smarter than the 2A toting seppos...

 

[Breakfall]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

But she probably doesn't understand the newest advances in radar and FLIR...

We have to be smarter than the 2A toting seppos...

I’m itching for a good gunfight, but then again I may have been playing too much Call Of Duty these days! :LOL1:

 

[Frood]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

But she probably doesn't understand the newest advances in radar and FLIR...

We have to be smarter than the 2A toting seppos...

I’m itching for a good gunfight, but then again I may have been playing too much Call Of Duty these days! :LOL1:

You know as well as I do that we won't get many big gunfights if the slants decide to sweep through and secure their coal, iron ore, and yellow cake...

We'll have to pick those fuckheads off, mostly in the summer, and hide in the winters...

 

[Breakfall]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

But she probably doesn't understand the newest advances in radar and FLIR...

We have to be smarter than the 2A toting seppos...

I’m itching for a good gunfight, but then again I may have been playing too much Call Of Duty these days! :LOL1:

You know as well as I do that we won't get many big gunfights if the slants decide to sweep through and secure their coal, iron ore, and yellow cake...

We'll have to pick those fuckheads off, mostly in the summer, and hide in the winters...

Yeah, but they’ll probably use sophisticated military drones or some high-tech gear. We’ll have to go underground or go outback!

 

[Frood]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

But she probably doesn't understand the newest advances in radar and FLIR...

We have to be smarter than the 2A toting seppos...

I’m itching for a good gunfight, but then again I may have been playing too much Call Of Duty these days! :LOL1:

You know as well as I do that we won't get many big gunfights if the slants decide to sweep through and secure their coal, iron ore, and yellow cake...

We'll have to pick those fuckheads off, mostly in the summer, and hide in the winters...

Yeah, but they’ll probably use sophisticated military drones or some high-tech gear. We’ll have to go underground or go outback!

That's what I'm getting at... both, by seasons. There's no way a standing army could ever overtake an occupying CCP force. People would be hunted down and killed by FLIR or to a lesser extent radar tech.

You go out and achieve shit when your body temps are close to the ambient temps.... you lay low for the rest of the time.

There are ways to temporarily lower or raise temps, but that's not in us... At best, it's passover in a sweep, with the right gear.

If we Aussies get overtook, we're hitting morale... not numbers.

 

[Breakfall]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

But she probably doesn't understand the newest advances in radar and FLIR...

We have to be smarter than the 2A toting seppos...

I’m itching for a good gunfight, but then again I may have been playing too much Call Of Duty these days! :LOL1:

You know as well as I do that we won't get many big gunfights if the slants decide to sweep through and secure their coal, iron ore, and yellow cake...

We'll have to pick those fuckheads off, mostly in the summer, and hide in the winters...

Yeah, but they’ll probably use sophisticated military drones or some high-tech gear. We’ll have to go underground or go outback!

That's what I'm getting at... both, by seasons. There's no way a standing army could ever overtake an occupying CCP force. People would be hunted down and killed by FLIR or to a lesser extent radar tech.

You go out and achieve shit when your body temps are close to the ambient temps.... you lay low for the rest of the time.

There are ways to temporarily lower or raise temps, but that's not in us... At best, it's passover in a sweep, with the right gear.

If we Aussies get overtook, we're hitting morale... not numbers.

My wife and I have a particular creek as a rendezvous point in the event that we’ve separated during a potential invasion. It will be hard yards but we’re survivors!

 

[Frood]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

But she probably doesn't understand the newest advances in radar and FLIR...

We have to be smarter than the 2A toting seppos...

I’m itching for a good gunfight, but then again I may have been playing too much Call Of Duty these days! :LOL1:

You know as well as I do that we won't get many big gunfights if the slants decide to sweep through and secure their coal, iron ore, and yellow cake...

We'll have to pick those fuckheads off, mostly in the summer, and hide in the winters...

Yeah, but they’ll probably use sophisticated military drones or some high-tech gear. We’ll have to go underground or go outback!

That's what I'm getting at... both, by seasons. There's no way a standing army could ever overtake an occupying CCP force. People would be hunted down and killed by FLIR or to a lesser extent radar tech.

You go out and achieve shit when your body temps are close to the ambient temps.... you lay low for the rest of the time.

There are ways to temporarily lower or raise temps, but that's not in us... At best, it's passover in a sweep, with the right gear.

If we Aussies get overtook, we're hitting morale... not numbers.

My wife and I have a particular creek as a rendezvous point in the event that we’ve separated during a potential invasion. It will be hard yards but we’re survivors!

Look into glass panes if you mean to stay somewhere and not in the open. FLIR is nothing but efficient for pinpointing a heat signature...

Better to get underground where nobody bothered to map before and upload the coordinates.

I'm telling you...if they roll through us, they're going to take us quickly. If you want to fight, prepare your mind now.

 

[Seamajor]

A kilo of fresh prawns off the fish truck. I can smell the lemon, garlic, and butter Cooking with it.

 

[LotusBud]

Books.

 

[LotusBud]

Mrs Palmers & her 5 daughters surf wax...

Not as sexy as Dr. ZOG'S sex wax...

I like Sex Wax as a base wax because it doesn’t smear, then apply Mrs Palmers over the top. They’re both my go-to waxes. :ThumbsUp3:

u talk about surfboards the way we talk about guns lol

I’d love to be able to own a gun again, but with serious restrictions here in Oz, I can’t unfortunately. Legally that is.

In the surfing game, we call our big-wave surfboards Guns. :Grin3:

I threw in the towel 25 years ago for firearms as well...

I don't have a problem with a good round through a bolt action rifle severely limited by magazine capacity, BUT I do have a problem with the Police Force showing up at my house any hour of the day or night to "inspect" my shit, ensuring that it's legal, impossible to load in a timely fashion, and we're virtually barred from shooting home assailants here anyway.

If I can't prevent home assailants from murdering me or stealing my property, why would I get a firearm and open up my house by law for the legal version of home assailants...the fucking Victoria Police?

I'm plenty capable without a firearm of dispensing trouble.

The only reason I would get one now is if China is set to invade in the near future.

As my brothers say.... "kill a commie for mommie".

(It's a sort of competition amongst us four)....

That last time I fired a gun and rifle was when I was flew to Zimbabwe from Australia to help protect relatives on their farm from Mugabe’s land expropriation crimes 20 years ago.

A criminal that wanted to invade my home now days would wish that I owned a gun, chop-chop time can be excruciatingly painful.

u havent shot a gun in 20yrs? cmon

I have the opportunity to shoot a .306 Winchester that a friend has in the country, but that would mean a boozy weekend away and my mate talks way too much! I train a lot with butterfly swords and shillelagh can be just as rewarding. Like Freud said, if the Chinese invaded, I would definitely be able to find the necessary armaments. Standard police-issue Glock or a shotgun with do me fine.
:ThumbsUp3:

.308 :)

That’s it! You know your rifles. :Grin3:

But she probably doesn't understand the newest advances in radar and FLIR...

We have to be smarter than the 2A toting seppos...

I’m itching for a good gunfight, but then again I may have been playing too much Call Of Duty these days! :LOL1:

You know as well as I do that we won't get many big gunfights if the slants decide to sweep through and secure their coal, iron ore, and yellow cake...

We'll have to pick those fuckheads off, mostly in the summer, and hide in the winters...

Yeah, but they’ll probably use sophisticated military drones or some high-tech gear. We’ll have to go underground or go outback!

That's what I'm getting at... both, by seasons. There's no way a standing army could ever overtake an occupying CCP force. People would be hunted down and killed by FLIR or to a lesser extent radar tech.

You go out and achieve shit when your body temps are close to the ambient temps.... you lay low for the rest of the time.

There are ways to temporarily lower or raise temps, but that's not in us... At best, it's passover in a sweep, with the right gear.

If we Aussies get overtook, we're hitting morale... not numbers.

My wife and I have a particular creek as a rendezvous point in the event that we’ve separated during a potential invasion. It will be hard yards but we’re survivors!

A potential invasion? I feel really sorry for you. Jesus H Christ.

 

[Oerdin]

Take out from an Assyrian restaurant in El Cajon.

 

[Murdy]

vodka and lube

gonna use the bottle?

they’re both already empty

 

[The Countess]

Take out from an Assyrian restaurant in El Cajon.

Ahh you’re in Cali lol

 

[Matt Smith]

Take out from an Assyrian restaurant in El Cajon.

There is a reason the nickname for El Cajon is Little Baghdad.