Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Kilroy is a popular guy, extremely handsome and women fall at his feet!

Now that's absurd!

Funkleburger's head is actually a cockpit for the tiny gremlin who pilots his body around like a meat mecha.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Has a beta copy of men in black and a bedsheet backlit screen.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Is not a Maven nor is damaged.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Is half tight.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to put generous dollops of yogurt in the hair of children he passes on the street.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to step in dog (or Human)shit and track it in your house- - - -

 

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Wears the finest French lingerie in bed because he loves how soft it feels on his skin :LOL2:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is late everyday cos he don’t leave enough time to shave his back.

 

[skinofevil]

Wrestles random restaurant patrons and puts vienna sausages up their nostrils.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

He’s going to use this thread as proof he’s "not guilty based on insanity" plea in his current serial murder trial.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has a sound proof closet where she listens to old Kenny G. music at max volume

 

[skinofevil]

Every time he visits San Francisco, he sets shopping carts rolling down the hills.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Was the original life model for all Greek and Roman statues...

 

[TheHaze]

Like's to chew on toe nail chipping - - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I happen to know you're a double agent, oh yes. Tell Vladimir Putin I say "hey."

 

[skinofevil]

Can rub her armpits together, and does it in front of old people to give them heart attacks.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Owns His own own sausage factory and Is proud that his sausage has been noshed all over America.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Went on a sausage factory tour, hit over the head with a mallet, and discovered first hand how sausage is really made.

 

[rigor79]

flosses his dents with a garden hose ..

 

[skinofevil]

Once threw Gary Coleman into a dumbwaiter and stuck it between two floors.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Owns donkey sex farm and is not sure if it’s against the constitution..

 

[skinofevil]

Buys marijuana from Tijuana, 'cause she wanna.

 

[rigor79]

had sex with bill cosby and enjoyed it, ever since he calls him sugar popsy .. :KMA::ROFL3:

 

[skinofevil]

Dry humped a fire hydrant for an hour until somebody was finally able to convince him it wasn't a midget wearing a raincoat.

 

[rigor79]

lol, i thought it was bridget the midget in red latex .. :ROFL3:

got caught scratching in a trashcan for food .. and taking part in bumfights ...

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to put his head between his moms butt cheeks when she farts- - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Rents himself out for conjugal visits at maximum security prisons.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Never returns the favor.

 

[TheHaze]

Does all the house cleaning and dishes at home- - - - - - -

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Refuses to give reach arounds.