Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Mr. Whipple]

can count every pube on a womans pussy and not sprout wood

 

[Damaged Maven]

Does all the house cleaning and dishes at home- - - - - - -

Odd that you say that. Because I do. It's my job. The Goddess is responsible for feeding the animals and not giving me any shit. Fair trade.

 

[rigor79]

Does all the house cleaning and dishes at home- - - - - - -

Odd that you say that. Because I do. It's my job. The Goddess is responsible for feeding the animals and not giving me any shit. Fair trade.

fair trade .. cool .. are there any coffee beans for sale?

washes second hand dildo's and butt plugs in the basement of a sex shop ..

 

[Damaged Maven]

Has no idea what really goes on in a sex shop....

 

[rigor79]

:ROFL3:

is the man on the photo from goatse.cx :ROFL3::PanicAttack:

 

[Damaged Maven]

Safe word is prolapse.

 

[TheHaze]

Jerks off while looking at the Goddess sleeping cause he has to pay her for sex and has to wear a paper bag over his head- - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fantasises every night about the goddesses tuna farts.

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to spend the night with Boris Johnson - - - - - -

 

[rigor79]

is able to steal pool balls by sticking them up his arsehole .. :KMA:

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to terrorize vegetarians by running into vegan restaurants and slapping the diners with raw steaks.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Hides theft sensors from clothing in strangers bags.

 

[skinofevil]

Throws children into pits with dogs to watch them fight for meat. The children fight, not the dogs.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

He’s so hopeless at directions, he couldn't find sand if she fell off a camel!

 

[rigor79]

works in a hospital for the mentally ill purely to date .. !

 

[Mr. Whipple]

hangs out in the parking lot of a weight watchers meeting center with a sack full of snickers bars marked 2 for 20.00 dollars

 

[rigor79]

hangs out in the parking lot of a weight watchers meeting center with a sack full of snickers bars marked 2 for 20.00 dollars

rather ... $2 for 20.000 snickers to make em fail ! lol joke. :Grin3::facepalm::Perfecto:

:Perfecto:

washes diapers for the elder in clinic's basement ..

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Begs for the elders diaper juice and will go to any extremes to get it.

 

[TheHaze]

Takes her lunch break at a rest stop glory hole- - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Picks up hookers but makes them wash his car.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Tried to sell his kidney on eBay

 

[Mr. Whipple]

sold KW a pair of her sweaty gym shorts for $500.00 ....but the sweat was really stinkyfinger's

 

[Jeannie]

could sell sand in the middle of the desert

 

[skinofevil]

Went down to Georgia and got bested in a fiddling competition by some yokel kid.

 

[X]

Could take a pic of 'em and save a trip to the Zoo .

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Was outbid for Kilroy’s kidney on eBay

 

[X]

Stole my bike and left a note saying 'Leroy wuz here'

:LMAO:

 

[Mr. Whipple]

once allowed Sharona to sodomize his brown eye with a " steely dan "

 

[rigor79]

i remember, you showed me the movie you filmed when they where busy ... i remember you shouting excessively "pick me ! pick me ! one for the team !" :ROFL3:

 

[Mr. Whipple]

will only eat yellowish boogers he trades the pure greenies with stinky