Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Jeannie]

dusts off the goddess once a month

 

[Jeannie]

(The Goddess hasn't used a tampon for 30 years. No plumbing.)

Never flushes, never lights a match.

if i ever caught my husband ever typing that i would crack a frying pan over his head
*not kidding

 

[skinofevil]

Masturbates with G.I. Joe figures to satisfy her giantess fantasies.

 

[Jeannie]

likes amazonian BBWs farting on his face

 

[Damaged Maven]

She smells bad, but she's all right for a strumpet.

 

[Jeannie]

IS the bbw on kilroys face

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to throw cats at other cats.

 

[rigor79]

throws dogs all over his neighbour's garden ..

 

[rigor79]

no, kilroy is up her ass with his face .. :ROFL3:

IS the bbw on kilroys face

 

[skinofevil]

Thinks Peppermint Schnapps is mouthwash.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

hides behind the curtains when his doorbell rings

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left fish heads in the curtain rods.

 

[TheHaze]

Wears women's under garmets and runs around the back yard when a full moon is out- - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Treats objects like women, man.

 

[rigor79]

treats men like women ..

 

[Mr. Whipple]

pays good money for referrals to acne infested people that allow him to pop their zits

 

[skinofevil]

Is fapping to that photo right now.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Is not.

 

[skinofevil]

Has not yet made a little birdhouse in his soul.

 

[rigor79]

Thinks Peppermint Schnapps is mouthwash.

didn't know peppermint schnapps is mouthwash .. :ROFL3:

 

[TheHaze]

Thinks he is a spy for KGB- - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to do something-something, and something-blah-something, and just doesn't inspire enough interest in me to come up with something really vile, if I'm honest.

 

[rigor79]

knows kgb is obsolete and such thoughts are psychosis and illusional ...

 

[TheHaze]

When his phone rings thinks it's the SAS and want to offer him a job spying on the Queen when she take's a shit and make sure she wipes - - - - - - - - -

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to do something-something, and something-blah-something, and just doesn't inspire enough interest in me to come up with something really vile, if I'm honest.

That's what drugs do to you loser- - - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to take cocaine, but up his bunghole so his farts will be Colombian flavored.

 

[FFFFFUUUUUUU]

Has never sucked a BBC.....FFFFUUUUUUU!

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to make a video of Kilroy sucking a BBC (?) and then show it to Damaged Maven and the Goddess and then try to steal her away- - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Sucks British Broadcasting Company on the regulah.

 

[skinofevil]

Sometimes accuses HIMSELF of absurd shit just to hear what the rumor sounds like when it comes back around to him.