Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[TheHaze]

Never wipe's his ass after pooping- - - - - - - -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

is jealous that Whipple has a bidet

 

[Damaged Maven]

Hasn't pooped in 6 months. Expects to explode this weekend.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to dump granola in womens' blouses.

 

[TheHaze]

Save's his dick cheese for when he has a party - - - - - - - -

 

[TheHaze]

Hasn't pooped in 6 months. Expects to explode this weekend.

That is what makes him so mean - - - - - - - -

 

[rigor79]

Save's his dick cheese for when he has a party - - - - - - - -

makes his own toasts with dick cheese .. and parsley ..

 

[Damaged Maven]

Had his foreskin reattached.

 

[rigor79]

glued his anus shut for the giggles ..

 

[Damaged Maven]

Made a candle house from his own rectum.

 

[rigor79]

serves as furniture in vile_vixen her appartment..

 

[Damaged Maven]

Arrived unannounced to a party of two.

 

[rigor79]

sneaks around to drink all the whiskey

 

[X]

This fucker is so ruthless he bites Mosquitos BACK !!

 

[rigor79]

flies with face against a window ..

 

[X]

HAS MET mR Whipple :LMAO::LMAO:

 

[Mr. Whipple]

believes underwear should be like a pizza stone , never washed and well seasoned

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Wears his underwear until they absolutely disintegrate

 

[Damaged Maven]

Uses a speculum as a marital aid.

 

[X]

Uses a Speculum to serve Ice Cream to dinner guests

 

[TheHaze]

Save's used tampon's to make tomato soup- - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

(The Goddess hasn't used a tampon for 30 years. No plumbing.)

Never flushes, never lights a match.

 

[rigor79]

never goes to the hairdresser ..

 

[Damaged Maven]

never goes to the hairdresser ..

how right you are.

Passed out before he got to the rave.

 

[rigor79]

i should go too .. but i think i'm going to shave it ..

 

[realgrimm]

likes the smell of bed sores

 

[TheHaze]

(The Goddess hasn't used a tampon for 30 years. No plumbing.)
.

Who said anything about your goddess and sure you scout all the public rest rooms every sunday morning when you are suppose to be walking your gay poodle- - - - -

 

[realgrimm]

eats his scabs

 

[skinofevil]

Is the blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch... WHO WATCHES OVER YOOOOOU!

 

[Damaged Maven]

Wears trouser legs and a mackintosh when walking the mall for morning exercise.