Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

(Why else would I jump into the ocean?)

She's been to the Bermuda Triangle, but it wouldn't have her.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Told lies about me to the Bermuda Triangle.

 

[skinofevil]

Gossips with trees.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Willing to commit felonies for a Klondike Bar

 

[TheHaze]

Rides a motor cycle with a dildo tied to the seat - - - - - - -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has the original muffler from his first car in a safety deposit box

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sells his used wank socks to dirty old perv woman on Facebook..

 

[skinofevil]

Plays the "shells" game by putting buckets over top of dogs and watching them run about like global mad

 

[Damaged Maven]

Invented a new use for the three shells.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Wears safety goggles to mow the lawn

 

[Damaged Maven]

That's really not absurd.

Bags up lawn clippings and sells it at swap meets as herbal supplements.

 

[skinofevil]

(@ Vile_Vixen) Went to Gab, signed up, and followed me, 'cause she's koo-koo bananas and wants the D.

(@ Damaged_Maven) Likes to run around naked at tanning salons helicopter-ing at the silicone-stuffed barbies.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Never lets anyone into his house for fear they will find his homunculus that looks just like him.

 

[skinofevil]

I call it... Mini-Me.

She likes to parade her garden in strategically tied on veggies for underthings.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Throws dead flys in the garbage bin thinking it’s respectful to the fly community.

 

[skinofevil]

Eats them to gain their strength.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Shits himself and runs inside when I swoop down on him with my fly powers.

 

[skinofevil]

Buzzes around abandoned shat-in pants. That's nothing to do with fly powers, though.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Knows the secret art of turning muffins into lethal explosives weapons

 

[Seamajor]

Missed that class.

Rammed his car into an old lady and split.,

 

[TheHaze]

Hangs out at high end hotels trying to pick up old ladys- - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Hangs out at high end hotels dressed as an old lady..

 

[TheHaze]

Dresses up like a man to get into the steam room at the YMCA- - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sent me his strap on to help with my disguise..

 

[TheHaze]

and end up putting it on her dog and teach it to ram her hard- - - - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

Is fluent in Albanian

 

[skinofevil]

Believes in the power of cheese.

 

[Seamajor]

His farts smell like dead duck guts.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

tried to spend a sand dollar in a candy machine

 

[skinofevil]

Is secretly Chester.