Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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Was once arrested by a bird cop who said anything you do say could be held against you, so dribbling he whispered BOOBS.
 

Seamajor

Dedicated Deviant
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Knows the wrong people
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Left the bar because there was no exit to the alley.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Sucks so hard that she opened a carpet cleaning business.

Wait, non sequitur alert.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Has 70s porn pubic hair and dental floss on nightstand.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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can suck a golf ball threw a garden hose- - - - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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Is a peeping tom spying on the neighbors while yanking his plank.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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Is a peeping tom spying on the neighbors while yanking his plank.
What's wrong about that as long as I don't hurt any one- - - - - - -

Likes to take things that don't belong to her- - - - - - - -
 

Kilroy

...was here.
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Here.
Runs up to people in public and humps leg.
 
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