Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Damaged Maven]

Mark's her territory with Summers Eve.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

always picked last for kickball

 

[realgrimm]

squirts phlegm between his teeth

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wears a bulletproof vest while on the internet in case he gets screen shot..

 

[Seamajor]

Raises chinchillas for consumption

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Watches old Three Stooges movies every weekend to practice behavior skills.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Benny Hill popped her cherry

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Benny hill popped his poop Shute..

 

[Seamajor]

Wish he was a badass

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has irregular menstrual periods

 

[Seamajor]

Thinks hes surrounded by females

 

[Swamp-Duck]

kidnaps ballet dancers and makes them sing opera to squirrels..

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Has the largest selection of dildos the world over.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has never played tiddlywinks..

 

[TheHaze]

Lets her dog sleep in her bed - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fancies my dogs bum..

 

[Mr. Whipple]

dated Elton John once , next day he " came out "

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Jumped on poor Elton the very day he came out..

 

[Seamajor]

Runs outta words

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Runs into words.

 

[TheHaze]

Uses Preparation H on her lips after sucking the dog off - - - - - -

 

[Jeannie]

likes getting atomic wedgies when wearing his depends

 

[TheHaze]

Hides all her jewels in her twat - - - - - -

 

[Jeannie]

hasnt had an erection since the clinton administration

 

[Mr. Whipple]

beat Tony Danza in a ten round boxing match

 

[X]

Likes smoking weed sitting around in the backyard at night listening to the buzzing in his ears ...occasionally interrupted by his pet requesting yet another pepperoni stick and martini.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to shine his shoes by licking them - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Films himself sliding preparation H up his bum to cure his hanging grapes, then watches it back while yanking his plank...

 

[X]

Phone ???
Pffttttt ......

You reach this broad by raising a cake up a flagpole ..

 

[TheHaze]

Only takes a shower when it rains - - - - - - - -