How do I get into the V.I.P. Lounge?

[Garraty_47]

Well, in that case I'll be on my best behavior, and thank you for opening my eyes to the serious nature of your investigation.

Have A Plan.

 

[fromHELL]

Well, in that case I'll be on my best behavior, and thank you for opening my eyes to the serious nature of your investigation.

If you only KNEW how deadly serious I am about this and you. Your eyes would explode in absolute and positive terror. Your brain would melt and leak through your eyes... Your heart would beat in such rapidity that it would just fly through your chest and look to an African to get necklaced. Beware of ME.

 

[fromHELL]

Who in the fuck are you dipshit?

whats a dipshit? oh explain in less than 10 words. you have 30 seconds.

 

[Flynn]

whats a dipshit? oh explain in less than 10 words. you have 30 seconds.

fromHell.

 

[Alticus]

Have A Plan.

Hi G, not sure what you mean.

 

[Garraty_47]

Hi G, not sure what you mean.

 

[Alticus]

If you only KNEW how deadly serious I am about this and you. Your eyes would explode in absolute and positive terror. Your brain would melt and leak through your eyes... Your heart would beat in such rapidity that it would just fly through your chest and look to an African to get necklaced. Beware of ME.

Okay detective, I'll watch my step.

 

[Flynn]

Okay detective, I'll watch my step.

Maybe you should suck his dick to close the deal?

 

[Garraty_47]

@Alticus
It was meant tongue-in-cheek as whats-his-face is *not* the FBI or whatever.

But he(?) is doing you an investigation so... lulz

 

[Alticus]

Maybe you should suck his dick to close the deal?

How does a guy respond to another member with newly acquired ban power? Hmmmm.....oh I know! Kiss my ass.

 

[Alticus]

@Alticus
It was meant tongue-in-cheek as whats-his-face is *not* the FBI or whatever.

But he(?) is doing you an investigation so... lulz

It looks like you got your light for your videos?

 

[Garraty_47]

It looks like you got your light for your videos?

Still using the little flex-pole table lamp; mic arm will be here any day now though.

Once I have the mic situated and am comfortable with it I'll revisit the lighting.

 

[Alticus]

Still using the little flex-pole table lamp; mic arm will be here any day now though.

Once I have the mic situated and am comfortable with it I'll revisit the lighting.

Cool

 

[Master Pu]

Listen to this fucking attention whore.

The only reason your dumb ass comes out here is to "troll" redneck fuck stains like BLAZOR and co.

Dude, you're like if Columbo had a twin brother that couldn't walk anymore because of gout and had to pee/shit sitting down into a Capri Sun-like sized bag. The only difference being you haven't "solved" jackshit when it comes to your numerous claims trying to say otherwise.

Every 4.5 months or so you pop back out here after waking up from whatever coma you were in and claim to have "solved" all these mysteries while talking in nonsensical circles.

Get a life dickhead.

I'm here almost every day schmuck. Unlike you who have to take a powder constantly. Regardless, I don't care anyway. It's not like you're a funny read. You should work on that.
peace-

 

[fromHELL]

@Alticus
It was meant tongue-in-cheek as whats-his-face is *not* the FBI or whatever.

But he(?) is doing you an investigation so... lulz

Looks like we got one more of the "Usual Suspects" AHA! you will only end burying @Alticus and yourself at this rate. I seen your mugshots like a mix of Gabriel Byrne/Stephen Baldwin/Kevin Pollack in the movie only you are real. I got one or several of my eyes on you and your interactions with the nefarious Brunswickian A Eh?

 

[reaper]

It's Brent you fucking nonces.

 

[Master Pu]

Benzo knows fuck all about anything....ok?

Have a nice night flossing that fucking airplane hanger of a gap you fucked up pig. Fuck me, if the Ukraine could attack from that gap the Russians would have withdrawn months ago.

 

[Garraty_47]

Looks like we got one more of the "Usual Suspects" AHA! you will only end burying @Alticus and yourself at this rate. I seen your mugshots like a mix of Gabriel Byrne/Stephen Baldwin/Kevin Pollack in the movie only you are real. I got one or several of my eyes on you and your interactions with the nefarious Brunswickian A Eh?

Here's something to keep your eye(s) on:

<drops trou and bends over>

The moon's out a bit early today...

 

[Garraty_47]

It's Brent you fucking nonces.

Words are wind.
Got anything besides an air current?
Or maybe you just detected a disturbance in the force... lulz

 

[Flynn]

Have a nice night flossing that fucking airplane hanger of a gap you fucked up pig. Fuck me, if the Ukraine could attack from that gap the Russians would have withdrawn months ago.

Now your pilfering my shout outs to Caskur?

You're a sad fucker.

 

[Kirk]

I'm STILL waiting for you to post a true voice recording.

No deal. $500 el cheapo.

Dude...you can post all this pot porn but not a selfie or Vocaroo, you also seemed to know a lot about wrestling with those PM's to Aryan...hmmmmm.

 

[fromHELL]

Here's something to keep your eye(s) on:

<drops trou and bends over>

The moon's out a bit early today...

so you bring the moon into this? really?? you are one of those astrology quacks? what is your moon.. venus. mars in? i want this info asap. your rising sign will tell me a lot you wannabe mafioso. its been a long minute and many cases passed but your type i have dealt with and brought down hardcore prison style before. i won't tell you how but you can see me as a Bill David Carradine Kill Bill type of detective. Thats all you need to know. Quite trying to get info out of me like this I pretty sharp when I need to be. You can't out detective me.. like ever even if and when a case is too much and I am obsessed with it. @Alticus will go down on me and you will go down too in the end in the showers if necessary. I got shanks stored everywhere. Now if you ain't guilty and have nothing to hide we will be very close.. closer the most ever get to me.

 

[Alticus]

Looks like we got one more of the "Usual Suspects" AHA! you will only end burying @Alticus and yourself at this rate. I seen your mugshots like a mix of Gabriel Byrne/Stephen Baldwin/Kevin Pollack in the movie only you are real. I got one or several of my eyes on you and your interactions with the nefarious Brunswickian A Eh?

I'm not saying anything more until my lawyer arrives.

 

[fromHELL]

I'm not saying anything more until my lawyer arrives.

fair enough. no doubt its @Bastard Factory himself. i know he does things like that for his peoples. you are one of them and i will find out why. he can be thoroughly probed too.

 

[cw_]

Dude...you can post all this pot porn but not a selfie or Vocaroo, you also seemed to know a lot about wrestling with those PM's to Aryan...hmmmmm.

That order is correct.
Pot porn > selfie > Vocaroo > Aryan

 

[Flynn]

Dude...you can post all this pot porn but not a selfie or Vocaroo, you also seemed to know a lot about wrestling with those PM's to Aryan...hmmmmm.

I've done a Vocaroo. I've done a selfie. You've done none.

I "know" about wrestling because there's this thing called Google, but you knew this already as I had to explain this several times to Aryan before the message got through.

Now it's $1000 USD for an autographed time stamped selfie.

 

[cw_]

Google says it's $5.50

 

[Flynn]

Google says it's $5.50

Stop using your own picture then.

 

[Garraty_47]

so you bring the moon into this? really?? you are one of those astrology quacks? what is your moon.. venus. mars in? i want this info asap. your rising sign will tell me a lot you wannabe mafioso. its been a long minute and many cases passed but your type i have dealt with and brought down hardcore prison style before. i won't tell you how but you can see me as a Bill David Carradine Kill Bill type of detective. Thats all you need to know. Quite trying to get info out of me like this I pretty sharp when I need to be. You can't out detective me.. like ever even if and when a case is too much and I am obsessed with it. @Alticus will go down on me and you will go down too in the end in the showers if necessary. I got shanks stored everywhere. Now if you ain't guilty and have nothing to hide we will be very close.. closer the most ever get to me.

Paragraphs mutherfucker... have you heard about them?

The only astrology-like thing I know is that by the Japanese calendar I was born in a year of the Dragon.

So come on down, Sport, and bring some catsup.
After I roast you I'll use the catsup to mask the taste of your rancid flesh.
Or maybe I'll just feed you to a colony of stray cats and save myself a bout of heartburn.

I'm keeping your skull though... I can always use another spare change bowl.

 

[Flynn]

Paragraphs mutherfucker... have you heard about them?