The Murdy/KM Facetime discussion thread

[Master]

Last night, old Murdy and yours truly had a fascinating Face time.

Flea, I think those pics you got were munged.

Murdy is a piece of ass.

Just saying.

 

[The Cuntess]

You are so full of shit. Are you doing this on purpose to embarrass her? Cuz you know damn well those pics are real.


I take it you’ll be posting a screenshot of Murdy Dick to prove this? No you won’t lol. I doubt you even have an IPhone.


Dude, there are pics of her and her new man, which are recent, and the bitch is still wider than the whole Westside. I don’t even give a fuck if she’s 300 pounds or not, don’t call me fat when your ass is a fucking moose tho.


Troll away but leave my name out your shit. Unlike you, I got receipts and they ain’t pretty.

 

[No One]

Another bus trip coming up?

 

[Seamajor]

You are so full of shit. Are you doing this on purpose to embarrass her? Cuz you know damn well those pics are real.


I take it you’ll be posting a screenshot of Murdy Dick to prove this? No you won’t lol. I doubt you even have an IPhone.


Dude, there are pics of her and her new man, which are recent, and the bitch is still wider than the whole Westside. I don’t even give a fuck if she’s 300 pounds or not, don’t call me fat when your ass is a fucking moose tho.


Troll away but leave my name out your shit. Unlike you, I got receipts and they ain’t pretty.

I bet your fat ass weighs 300 pounds.

 

[Troll]

 

[Master]

You are so full of shit. Are you doing this on purpose to embarrass her? Cuz you know damn well those pics are real.


I take it you’ll be posting a screenshot of Murdy Dick to prove this? No you won’t lol. I doubt you even have an IPhone.


Dude, there are pics of her and her new man, which are recent, and the bitch is still wider than the whole Westside. I don’t even give a fuck if she’s 300 pounds or not, don’t call me fat when your ass is a fucking moose tho.


Troll away but leave my name out your shit. Unlike you, I got receipts and they ain’t pretty.

I just think your hating.

Murdy be looking pretty darn good in our face time.

 

[The Cuntess]

I just think your hating.

Murdy be looking pretty darn good in our face time.

I’d have to want to look like her. No thanks.


Post a nonfiltered screenshot from the FaceTime. I promise I will quit calling her a whale lol

 

[Master]

Seems there's a lot of jelly on account of the fabled face time Murdy and yours truly had.

Would anybody care to know what we discussed?

Wait....thats secret info.


Tee Hee

 

[fromHELL]

Seems there's a lot of jelly on account of the fabled face time Murdy and yours truly had.

Would anybody care to know what we discussed?

Wait....thats secret info.


Tee Hee

thats a good song and now trapped in me head



thanks a lot

 

[Kirk]

Seems there's a lot of jelly on account of the fabled face time Murdy and yours truly had.

Would anybody care to know what we discussed?

Wait....thats secret info.


Tee Hee

You talked about ice cream.

 

[Master]

You talked about ice cream.

Actually we talked about that fucking brillo pad hair doo you have and of it could clean my light switch in my bathroom.

Free the real Fox, Fox.

 

[Flynn]

Seems there's a lot of jelly on account of the fabled face time Murdy and yours truly had.

Would anybody care to know what we discussed?

Wait....thats secret info.


Tee Hee

Did you guys talk about how anyone who used your bathroom wanted to kill themselves afterwards?

 

[Master]

Did you guys talk about how anyone who used your bathroom wanted to kill themselves afterwards?

Murdy and I agreed to face time nda's.

What is said on face time stays on face time.

I will admit, I was shirtless.

 

[Flynn]

Murdy and I agreed to face time nda's.

What is said on face time stays on face time.

I will admit, I was shirtless.

Oh my!

You just had to show Murdock that you had bigger tits.

 

[Master]

Oh my!

You just had to show Murdock that you had bigger tits.

No.

I just had to show her what's she's missing.

 

[Flynn]

No.

I just had to show her what's she's missing.

Gross.

 

[Master]

Gross.

Flynn, you and I go way back to BH and FC.

Kastranomical? Or however you used to spell it.

Don't act like you don't want to kneed all this man. I'm like a teddy bear.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn, you and I go way back to BH and FC.

Kastranomical? Or however you used to spell it.

Don't act like you don't want to kneed all this man. I'm like a teddy bear.

Yes. We go waaaaay back.

I was NOT "Kastranomical."

"Martino," you're a nice guy if not a little bizarre, butt I will never ever have a relationship that starts on a forum.

 

[Master]

Yes. We go waaaaay back.

I was NOT "Kastranomical."

"Martino," you're a nice guy if not a little bizarre, butt I will never ever have a relationship that starts on a forum.

Da fuck wants a relationship with you?

 

[Flynn]

Da fuck wants a relationship with you?

Plenty of people. Aryan, BEnzover...etc.

 

[The Cuntess]

No.

I just had to show her what's she's missing.

You are sooooo full of shit LOL


You act like I haven’t been around you long enough. There is no way in hell you’d be interested in someone that big. Do keep trolling tho. I too know what she looks like on video. You can’t bullshit a bullshitter, homie.

 

[Master]

You are sooooo full of shit LOL


You act like I haven’t been around you long enough. There is no way in hell you’d be interested in someone that big. Do keep trolling tho. I too know what she looks like on video. You can’t bullshit a bullshitter, homie.

I Stan Murdy.

She's thicc

 

[Master]

Plenty of people. Aryan, BEnzover...etc.

So the scuttletrash of the internet or an elderly reject who confuses his IV with his colostomy bag.

You make Dovid look like wifey material by default.

 

[Flynn]

So the scuttletrash of the internet or an elderly reject who confuses his IV with his colostomy bag.

You make Dovid look like wifey material by default.

What can I say?

I'm a people person!

 

[The Cuntess]

I Stan Murdy.

She's thicc

I know what you’re doing. I’ll leave it at that

 

[Master]

I know what you’re doing. I’ll leave it at that

Talking to Murdy?

And who says your stupid....

 

[Flynn]

And who says your stupid....

I do! I do!

 

[The Cuntess]

Talking to Murdy?

And who says your stupid....

Man…I could run with this one to Mexico and back. Go ahead and do your thing. I’ll grab the popcorn and tapatio.

 

[Master]

I do! I do!

Flea and I go back further then you and I.

Flea used to have this bimbo quality. Then she became this gangsta image that we all lovingly adore.

What ever happened to the chop of Fleas head on a horse?

 

[Flynn]

Flea and I go back further then you and I.

Flea used to have this bimbo quality. Then she became this gangsta image that we all lovingly adore.

What ever happened to the chop of Fleas head on a horse?

Don't blame me because she dumped you for Sum Cun't.