The Murdy/KM Facetime discussion thread

[SirSuperSouthern]

Dear Murdy,

Who would you rather sexually please: me or some faggot who literally named himself The Poofter and kept it for years. Not exactly a tough one I know, but the others aren't too sure, so let them all know the obvious...


SSS
- Poofters aren't exactly professionals at eating pussy, are they?

 

[The Cuntess]

You did it now, SSS. Be expecting the whale porn in your DM’s by tonight.

 

[Master]

Don't blame me because she dumped you for Sum Cun't.

Not once have I ever said anything goofy to Flea.

Like ever.

I always considered her my stupid little internet sister.

 

[Master]

Dear Murdy,

Who would you rather sexually please: me or some faggot who literally named himself The Poofter and kept it for years. Not exactly a tough one I know, but the others aren't too sure, so let them all know the obvious...


SSS
- Poofters aren't exactly professionals at eating pussy, are they?

Who the fuck eats pussy?

Not me. Fuck that.

 

[Flynn]

Not once have I ever said anything goofy to Flea.

Like ever.

I always considered her my stupid little internet sisCan't.

Well she's about the size of 2 sisters, 3 cousins and 14 nieces.

 

[Flynn]

Who the fuck eats pussy?

So you never ate Aryan or BEnzover?

 

[Master]

Well she's about the size of 2 sisters, 3 cousins and 14 nieces.

Post a picture of yourself, then.

Don't judge somebody if you can't take criticism yourself.

 

[Flynn]

Post a picture of yourself, then.

Don't judge somebody if you can't take criticism yourself.

Says the guy that can't let Dove go.

 

[Master]

Says the guy that can't let Dove go.

I just fucking apologized to that walking snot rag.

If your too much of a chicken shit to post up a picture then that's on you. Your dumb trolls of "puh puh payz meez moniez " is what, 2003 AOL chat room drivel that wasn't edgy even back then.

Somebody get in touch with flynns stylist and tell them they're shaving a little too close to the scalp.

 

[Master]

And it's now confirmed

Murdy and yours truly will be face timing again tonight.

 

[Dove]

Seems there's a lot of jelly on account of the fabled face time Murdy and yours truly had.

Would anybody care to know what we discussed?

Wait....thats secret info.


Tee Hee

Absolutely no one cares.

The chops are good though LOL

Both of you are a 5 at best....and that's with alcohol.

 

[The Cuntess]

Well she's about the size of 2 sisters, 3 cousins and 14 nieces.

I guess you didn’t see the pic that proves I’m not a whale lol

 

[Kirk]

I guess you didn’t see the pic that proves I’m not a whale lol

Wait...you took part in the special Ozempics to get that new, thinner you.

 

[cw_]

This one?

 

[Flynn]

I guess you didn’t see the pic that proves I’m not a whale lol

Do you really care that much what strangers think of you?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I suppose nobody else noticed what a retarded tramp you are because they mostly scroll past your crap.

Murdy Stan!?

Nice! You managed to fuck your troll all up the instant you posted another dud with that under your nic; implying she's so fat she's a "stan" - Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and now Murdystan.

I brushed my shoulder off in your vicinity and then, by. your. owned. admission., you "100% permanently retired", didn't I? Keep backstabbing yourself...


SSS
- Did America refuse your retiree benefits, forcing you back to the yard?

 

[Flynn]

This one?

Damn girl!

You do look great! Now just don't go fucking it up by fucking Martini in the ass.

 

[Flynn]

I just fucking apologized to that walking snot rag.

If your too much of a chicken shit to post up a picture then that's on you. Your dumb trolls of "puh puh payz meez moniez " is what, 2003 AOL chat room drivel that wasn't edgy even back then.

Somebody get in touch with flynns stylist and tell them they're shaving a little too close to the scalp.

And she came here which is EXACTLY what you wanted.

 

[Master]

This one?

Seriously Flea, what's up with that face and what looks like a nice, solid zero chin.

You look like one of those talking fingers on tiktok and your face looks like a knuckle.

That has to be fart face?
Guitar solo face?

 

[Master]

I suppose nobody else noticed what a retarded tramp you are because they mostly scroll past your crap.

Murdy Stan!?

Nice! You managed to fuck your troll all up the instant you posted another dud with that under your nic; implying she's so fat she's a "stan" - Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and now Murdystan.

I brushed my shoulder off in your vicinity and then, by. your. owned. admission., you "100% permanently retired", didn't I? Keep backstabbing yourself...


SSS
- Did America refuse your retiree benefits, forcing you back to the yard?

Haters gon hate

 

[The Cuntess]

Wait...you took part in the special Ozempics to get that new, thinner you.

I invested in myself again. But…I was never obese.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Way to clear up my BUSTED! post that prematurely let everyone here know what Murdy Stan was supposed to mean, you sorry soggy poof. How many times do I need to effortlessly out you for being a retarded poser who can't even pull off simple shit like your latest attempt? I've lost count...


SSS
- I hate middle schoolers.

 

[Master]

And she came here which is EXACTLY what you wanted.

No, pinhead, I apologized. I could care less if loaf of bread forehead gets hit by a plane.

Somebody has to be the bigger person here.

 

[Flynn]

No, pinhead, I apologized. I could care less if loaf of bread forehead gets hit by a plane.

Somebody has to be the bigger person here.

 

[Oerdin]

I have it on good authority that Merde's college nick name was "Butterball".

 

[Frood]

Murdy is very fat and ugly.

Men avoid her

 

[Dove]

And she came here which is EXACTLY what you wanted.

I'm usually scrolling here at least every other day.

"Derp lemme go start my 50th thread to a regular poster on BF who I know will log on regardless if I'm here or not. And when she makes fun of me on that thread it means I'm fucjing brilliant!!"

Why don't you go pwn the paramedics and jump off a building. I hear that could make them come running.

 

[The Prowler]

I will never ever have a relationship that starts on a forum.

No matter how hard you try.

 

[The Prowler]

Murdy is very fat and ugly.

And her looks are her strong points.

 

[Breakfall]

Last night, old Murdy and yours truly had a fascinating Face time.

Flea, I think those pics you got were munged.

Murdy is a piece of ass.

Just saying.

What have you been smoking!?