Bastard Factory

[The Prowler]

I was drinking and clubbing I approached these two women at the bar, when I got about five feet away from them one said: "We're lesbians"

"The night is not over."

Changing a dyke into a cock-hungry sex maniac was always a good time.

 

[Lily]

"The night is not over."

Changing a dyke into a cock-hungry sex maniac was always a good time.

Harassing the old ladies at Bingo is poor form. Just terrible.

 

[Alticus]

When I was young and going out clubbing we girls learned a rule from the older girls. They said if you wanted to dance and have a good time...simply say yes to the first couple of guys that ask you to dance. They said the other guys are watching and if you say no and get super picky, no man would really ask you to dance, they didn't enjoy being rejected.

So, I did that, sometimes with one or two of my girlfriends and their dance partners. We even mimicked the way they danced just to be silly. The guys never picked up on that...but we did get to dance for the rest of the night.

I don't miss those days though. I outgrew it long ago.

Makes sense. I am a devastatingly sexy bastard, but I think the reason the women said what they said is because some women would like to go out and have fun without guys always hitting on them all night.

 

[The Prowler]

Many "dykes" are not really dykes.

They have just not met a man who satisfies them.

Who understands.

Their.

Needs.

 

[Alticus]

Many "dykes" are not really dykes.

They have just not met a man who satisfies them.

Who understands.

Their.

Needs.

I used to have a dealer who was a dyke. If you're into KD Lang your in good with her.

 

[Lily]

Makes sense. I am a devastatingly sexy bastard, but I think the reason the women said what they said is because some women would like to go out and have fun without guys always hitting on them all night.

I think most young women want to go out and have fun without worrying about anything beyond dancing and a few laughs, maybe a drink or two.

No one wants a weirdo clinging to them...

 

[Alticus]

I think most young women want to go out and have fun without worrying about anything beyond dancing and a few laughs, maybe a drink or two.

No one wants a weirdo clinging to them...

I'll be honest I used to line dance back in the 90's but nowhere near as much as women.

 

[Lily]

I used to have a dealer who was a dyke. If you're into KD Lang your in good with her.

In my mind, @The Prowler looks like the cop and brother-in-law character from Breaking Bad.

 

[Lily]

I'll be honest I used to line dance back in the 90's but nowhere near as much as women.

I never lined dance. It wasn't popular in the 80's...

 

[Alticus]

In my mind, @The Prowler looks like the cop and brother-in-law character from Breaking Bad.

lol really?

 

[The Prowler]

They said if you wanted to dance and have a good time...simply say yes to the first couple of guys that ask you to dance.

So, I did that, sometimes with one or two of my girlfriends and their dance partners.

for the rest of the night

Were you lying there?

No one wants a weirdo clinging to them...

Or here?

Shit @Lily, space your lies out a bit.

You make it so obvious.

 

[Alticus]

I never lined dance. It wasn't popular in the 80's...

It was a big fad but took much energy. Country music's popularity was at it's peak at the time. Achy Breaky Heart was one of the most requested songs.

 

[Lily]

lol really?

Yep. Ugly, bald and an asshole.

 

[Lily]

It was a big fad but took much energy. Country music's popularity was at it's peak at the time. Achy Breaky Heart was one of the most requested songs.

I've never danced to country music. I was going out in the urban cities in California.

 

[Alticus]

Yep. Ugly, bald and an asshole.

I've never seen an image of Prowler.

 

[The Prowler]

Yep. Ugly, bald and an asshole.

But not necessarily in that order.

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

I've never seen an image of Prowler.

I haven't either. Thank God for the small blessings. I am grateful that I haven't.

 

[Alticus]

I've never danced to country music. I was going out in the urban cities in California.

I've been listening to country music since early 1990 and still do today.

 

[The Prowler]

I've never seen an image of Prowler.

That is me in the driver's seat...

 

[The Prowler]

I've never seen an image of Prowler.

This is me taking the picture...

 

[The Prowler]

I've never seen an image of Prowler.

This is me holding the belt...

 

[cw_]

....

No one wants a weirdo clinging to them...

I do!

 

[Alticus]

This is me taking the picture...

Nice houses there.

 

[The Prowler]

This is me playing the guitar...

 

[Alticus]

This is me holding the belt...

Oh That's right! I've seen you with your belt before.

 

[Lily]

Oh That's right! I've seen you with your belt before.

The guy in that image has the look of a serial killer.

 

[The Prowler]

Nice houses there.

Those are across the street from my house...

 

[Alticus]

Going to play cards. Be well everyone.

 

[The Prowler]

Going to play cards. Be well everyone.

You should not leave @Lily alone with me.

She might get.

Hurt.

 

[Lily]

Going to play cards. Be well everyone.

Have a good one.