Hey Bastard Factory, Tell Me...It Ain't True.

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T10:20:05-0700

Frood said:
You're so stupid that you have never photoshopped your feet out of it.

Seriously, please die. I'm not your late age Sudoku or Crossword puzzle.

I don’t smoke 50 cigs a day stupid. Or eat crap like you.

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T10:20:49-0700

Pay your taxes loser

Frood · 2025-05-17T10:20:58-0700

Seamajor said:
I don’t smoke 50 cigs a day stupid. Or eat crap like you.

Whatever you say, geriatric retard.

The Cuntess · 2025-05-17T10:22:09-0700

@Freud! We need to talk when these kids are not here. I can’t even hear myself think with them and their grandpa being loud asf lol

Garraty_47 · 2025-05-17T10:24:37-0700

Lily said:
See? You're kind and sweet. You care about his health and don't want to see him get lung cancer or COPD.

Look at the thanks you get for your efforts!

I deduce the topic is smoking?
No I'm not unIgnoring that thimblewit to confirm.

Speaking as a smoker my lungs are nobody else's business thanks anyway. Unless I'm blowing smoke directly into their fucking face they can whinge to someone else and leave me to enjoy my nicotine in peace, please.

Gracias!

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T10:28:14-0700

The Cuntess said:
@Freud! We need to talk when these kids are not here. I can’t even hear myself think with them and their grandpa being loud asf lol

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Seamajor · 2025-05-17T10:30:03-0700

Garraty_47 said:
I deduce the topic is smoking?
No I'm not unIgnoring that thimblewit to confirm.

Speaking as a smoker my lungs are nobody else's business thanks anyway. Unless I'm blowing smoke directly into their fucking face they can whinge to someone else and leave me to enjoy my nicotine in peace, please.

Gracias!

Smoking huh? Such an intelligent habit. Im positive your enjoy the outcome even more.

Lily · 2025-05-17T10:31:44-0700

Garraty_47 said:
I deduce the topic is smoking?
No I'm not unIgnoring that thimblewit to confirm.

Speaking as a smoker my lungs are nobody else's business thanks anyway. Unless I'm blowing smoke directly into their fucking face they can whinge to someone else and leave me to enjoy my nicotine in peace, please.

Gracias!

Yes.

I don't tell people what to do in their personal life. Because of my former profession, in a general sense, I do wish fewer smoked. It's not a good habit.

That being said, people are free to do whatever they want when they don't harm others. I do believe in self-determination. It's why I don't get on a soap box about any personal practices here.

My son smoked for awhile. Only thing I said to him about it was "You know I wish you wouldn't smoke, right?" He said he understood that I didn't like the practice. But that was that. I didn't make a big deal out of it. The more you tell your young adult children what to do, the more likely they'll continue to do it, in my experience.

He quit on his own and I can't take credit for it because we never spoke about it again.

Frood · 2025-05-17T10:34:10-0700

Garraty_47 said:
I deduce the topic is smoking?
No I'm not unIgnoring that thimblewit to confirm.

Speaking as a smoker my lungs are nobody else's business thanks anyway. Unless I'm blowing smoke directly into their fucking face they can whinge to someone else and leave me to enjoy my nicotine in peace, please.

Gracias!

Wank, whinge, tosser.. ? You! Motherfucker, like words and live vicariously through the Engrish.

You even do it pretty well...

But what is a junior burger?

A wingnut?

A cockie

A toss bag

A bludger

A pisser

Answer correctly or I won't shout first rounds.

Garraty_47 · 2025-05-17T11:13:21-0700

Lily said:
Yes.

I don't tell people what to do in their personal life. Because of my former profession, in a general sense, I do wish fewer smoked. It's not a good habit.

That being said, people are free to do whatever they want when they don't harm others. I do believe in self-determination. It's why I don't get on a soap box about any personal practices here.

My son smoked for awhile. Only thing I said to him about it was "You know I wish you wouldn't smoke, right?" He said he understood that I didn't like the practice. But that was that. I didn't make a big deal out of it. The more you tell your young adult children what to do, the more likely they'll continue to do it, in my experience.

He quit on his own and I can't take credit for it because we never spoke about it again.

I've never smoked more than a pack a day and it's less now. I can go for multiple hours without one but when the opportunity arises I do still enjoy a cig now and then.

If it was obviously impacting my health it might be a different story but as far as I can tell I'm still in excellent shape for a 60 year old so... meh.

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T11:13:57-0700

Lily said:
Yes.

I don't tell people what to do in their personal life. Because of my former profession, in a general sense, I do wish fewer smoked. It's not a good habit.

That being said, people are free to do whatever they want when they don't harm others. I do believe in self-determination. It's why I don't get on a soap box about any personal practices here.

My son smoked for awhile. Only thing I said to him about it was "You know I wish you wouldn't smoke, right?" He said he understood that I didn't like the practice. But that was that. I didn't make a big deal out of it. The more you tell your young adult children what to do, the more likely they'll continue to do it, in my experience.

He quit on his own and I can't take credit for it because we never spoke about it again.

Smokers pollute the air, and cig butts litter everywhere. It’s awful

Fredricka · 2025-05-17T11:17:28-0700

I only smoke on special occasions now, and never leave fag butts lying around either

Garraty_47 · 2025-05-17T11:17:56-0700

Frood said:
Wank, whinge, tosser.. ? You! Motherfucker, like words and live vicariously through the Engrish.

You even do it pretty well...

But what is a junior burger?

A wingnut?

A cockie

A toss bag

A bludger

A pisser

Answer correctly or I won't shout first rounds.

Junior burger: small ham/cheeseburger?

Wingnut: literally a nut with flanges that can tightened onto a bolt by hand. Figuratively it's someone on the fringe of a usually political spectrum.

Cockie: I dunno, mate.

Toss bag: from context I gather it's a pejorative term for a useless person.

Bludger: Um... see previous?

Pisser: I *think* something that's very funny?

Best I can do; appo polly gees.

Fredricka · 2025-05-17T11:17:57-0700

I'd blow my smoke in Seamajors face given the chance

realgrimm · 2025-05-17T11:36:21-0700

Iggy McLulz said:
Lmao your clown ass spends way more time here than I do. So tell me, does everyone in your family have perfect teeth? Yeah didn’t think so. Only idiots assume that bad hygiene and drugs are the only reasons for cavities and tooth loss. Sweetheart, don’t fall off of that high horse. You might break your neck. I can’t grow new teeth but luckily I can afford to have them replaced. Go crawl back in your hole and try again. I couldn’t imagine having nothing better to do than wtf you do when you login. Desperate for attention? Or dafuq? I don’t care lol. You’re insignificant.

I lost a bunch of chicklets or pieces of to not replacing my tongue barbell piercing stud with one smaller after the swelling from the piercing , left cracks in almost all my teeth.. add some time to the equation.. voila..

Lily · 2025-05-17T12:25:22-0700

Seamajor said:
Smokers pollute the air, and cig butts litter everywhere. It’s awful

My ex-husband smoked. He never smoked inside the house nor in our cars. He didn't just throw his butts anywhere either. It's not the cigarette that's the problem. It's the careless/thoughtless smoker that does the littering.

Smoking doesn't kill you soon and it doesn't kill everyone. It's usually a long slide downhill for those that it harms.

However, a lot of people don't know that it's not just lung cancer that smokers are at risk for. The chemicals in cigarettes' travel through our bloodstream and can impact any organ in the body.

Some of the highest at risk are fertile women on the birth control pill. The risk for harm is tripled or quadrupled for those that do.

I agree it's awful in the long term. Yet, I still believe people are free to do what they want.

Fredricka · 2025-05-17T14:29:20-0700

I hate to see fag butts on the beach, it really boils my piss

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T15:11:24-0700

Fredricka said:
I'd blow my smoke in Seamajors face given the chance

Classy

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T15:15:33-0700

Fredricka said:
I hate to see fag butts on the beach, it really boils my piss

Where do ya think they come from? It takes 10 years for a cigarette filter to dissipate in the sand at the beach. Somehow I don’t think you care. Tell me I’m wrong

Lily · 2025-05-17T15:18:00-0700

Seamajor said:
Where do ya think they come from? It takes 10 years for a cigarette filter to dissipate in the sand at the beach. Somehow I don’t think you care. Tell me I’m wrong

I have a story from my freshman year in college.

It involves cigarette butts, the Vietnam War and the beach.

If anyone wants to hear it, I'll post it.

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T15:21:58-0700

I’ve participated in dozens of Surf Riders beach clean ups. Cigarette buts by far litter the beaches the most. Buckets and buckets full.

Lily · 2025-05-17T15:24:10-0700

Seamajor said:
I’ve participated in dozens of Surf Riders beach clean ups. Cigarette buts by far litter the beaches the most. Buckets and buckets full.

I really despise littering and litterers. I saw a person throw out a diaper at a stop sign. Right onto the street. I was completely appalled. Jesus F'ing Christ...I assume it was a shitty diaper.

How about carry a plastic sack to put it in until you get to a bin?

Reggie_Essent · 2025-05-17T15:30:06-0700

Lily said:
I really despise littering and litterers. I saw a person throw out a diaper at a stop sign. Right onto the street. I was completely appalled. Jesus F'ing Christ...I assume it was a shitty diaper.

How about carry a plastic sack to put it in until you get to a bin?

Were they beaners?

Lily · 2025-05-17T15:31:54-0700

Reggie_Essent said:
Were they beaners?

Not at all.

They appeared to be South Asian.

realgrimm · 2025-05-17T15:32:56-0700

They have plantable green cigarette butt now, with a hemp/cotton seed in the filter js, not sure if they sprout or whatever but would those make a difference

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T15:34:21-0700

Reggie_Essent said:
Were they beaners?

Probably stupid white gringos, like Gary, DD, and Fred so far. How about you homeboy?

The Cuntess · 2025-05-17T15:36:57-0700

I watched my FIL die of lung cancer. No thanks

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T15:37:57-0700

Lily said:
I really despise littering and litterers. I saw a person throw out a diaper at a stop sign. Right onto the street. I was completely appalled. Jesus F'ing Christ...I assume it was a shitty diaper.

How about carry a plastic sack to put it in until you get to a bin?

If ya gotta smoke, OK. Like picking up your dogs turd out of respect for others.

Fredricka · 2025-05-17T15:40:28-0700

Seamajor said:
Where do ya think they come from? It takes 10 years for a cigarette filter to dissipate in the sand at the beach. Somehow I don’t think you care. Tell me I’m wrong

How are you this stupid? I already said I never leave my butts lying around. Of course I know how they take forever to break down. Yes, you're WRONG
I'd not only blow smoke in your face I'd stub my fag out on your forehead. Imbecile

Seamajor · 2025-05-17T16:10:02-0700

Fredricka said:
How are you this stupid? I already said I never leave my butts lying around. Of course I know how they take forever to break down. Yes, you're WRONG
I'd not only blow smoke in your face I'd stub my fag out on your forehead. Imbecile

More class. Am I supposed to believe you? Sounds like you’re a hooked on the habit

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