Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

realgrimm · Thursday at 5:47 PM

Locates random liquids from local gym locker rooms and infuses them with soiled homeless shelter undergarments saved and brewed together into a robust elixir, which is then ingested before cooling to increase efficiency.. then is vomited promptly 3 mins after which you proceed to spread on you and your spouses genitals..

Frood · Thursday at 6:04 PM

Doesn't pre-test random cocks in holes establishments before spreading monkey cock pox to all.

realgrimm · Thursday at 6:07 PM

Brushes teeth with spicy cheese taco flavored toothpaste

Frood · Thursday at 6:09 PM

realgrimm said:
Brushes teeth with spicy cheese taco flavored toothpaste

How did you know?

Do we got a bug in our house?

realgrimm · Thursday at 6:11 PM

Eats pizza crust first

Frood · Thursday at 6:18 PM

Too much of a pussy to chase his brothers around the house with a steak knife because they ate up to an inch of the crust and started shoveling in new pizza into their mouth, despite mum saying eat your fucking crusts.

Larry Loungelizard · 2025-10-24T06:11:44-0600

Tries to do naked Twister and winds up in a body cast.

realgrimm · 2025-10-24T10:52:03-0600

Friends desert him at concerts because he won't stop headbanging

Frood · 2025-10-24T10:58:06-0600

Went down on a male orangutan. Got fired from his job at the zoo.

realgrimm · 2025-10-24T11:00:41-0600

Collects random pieces of chewed gum and then spends his free time identifying the flavors

Frood · 2025-10-24T11:11:03-0600

Drives an EV....

realgrimm · 2025-10-24T11:16:36-0600

Tests gravel companies gravel for rock integrity and then calls local newspapers hoping it'll make it in print

Frood · 2025-10-24T11:26:16-0600

His real life name is Alfonso Gideon Souffle and he only has one testicle.

realgrimm · 2025-10-24T11:34:22-0600

Prefers garbage water to be used in recipes involving vegetable based soups

Frood · 2025-10-24T11:41:11-0600

Whitney Houston is his spirit animal.

Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

realgrimm

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Frood

Have kink will travel.

realgrimm

G̸̽̇͑͛̈́̈́̃̒̋́̿̍̄͛͂͌̇̈́̋̀̋͛̈͛̓̎̃̐͗͆͐̀́̓̐͂̓̉̑̋͑̈́͌̊͝͠͠͝

Frood

Have kink will travel.

realgrimm

G̸̽̇͑͛̈́̈́̃̒̋́̿̍̄͛͂͌̇̈́̋̀̋͛̈͛̓̎̃̐͗͆͐̀́̓̐͂̓̉̑̋͑̈́͌̊͝͠͠͝

Frood

Have kink will travel.

Larry Loungelizard

I appreciate irony as long as I'm not it's victim.

realgrimm

G̸̽̇͑͛̈́̈́̃̒̋́̿̍̄͛͂͌̇̈́̋̀̋͛̈͛̓̎̃̐͗͆͐̀́̓̐͂̓̉̑̋͑̈́͌̊͝͠͠͝

Frood

Have kink will travel.

realgrimm

G̸̽̇͑͛̈́̈́̃̒̋́̿̍̄͛͂͌̇̈́̋̀̋͛̈͛̓̎̃̐͗͆͐̀́̓̐͂̓̉̑̋͑̈́͌̊͝͠͠͝

Frood

Have kink will travel.

realgrimm

G̸̽̇͑͛̈́̈́̃̒̋́̿̍̄͛͂͌̇̈́̋̀̋͛̈͛̓̎̃̐͗͆͐̀́̓̐͂̓̉̑̋͑̈́͌̊͝͠͠͝

Frood

Have kink will travel.

realgrimm

G̸̽̇͑͛̈́̈́̃̒̋́̿̍̄͛͂͌̇̈́̋̀̋͛̈͛̓̎̃̐͗͆͐̀́̓̐͂̓̉̑̋͑̈́͌̊͝͠͠͝

Frood

Have kink will travel.

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