Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[realgrimm]

Locates random liquids from local gym locker rooms and infuses them with soiled homeless shelter undergarments saved and brewed together into a robust elixir, which is then ingested before cooling to increase efficiency.. then is vomited promptly 3 mins after which you proceed to spread on you and your spouses genitals..

 

[Frood]

Doesn't pre-test random cocks in holes establishments before spreading monkey cock pox to all.

 

[realgrimm]

Brushes teeth with spicy cheese taco flavored toothpaste

 

[Frood]

Brushes teeth with spicy cheese taco flavored toothpaste

How did you know?

Do we got a bug in our house?

 

[realgrimm]

Eats pizza crust first

 

[Frood]

Too much of a pussy to chase his brothers around the house with a steak knife because they ate up to an inch of the crust and started shoveling in new pizza into their mouth, despite mum saying eat your fucking crusts.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Tries to do naked Twister and winds up in a body cast.

 

[realgrimm]

Friends desert him at concerts because he won't stop headbanging

 

[Frood]

Went down on a male orangutan. Got fired from his job at the zoo.

 

[realgrimm]

Collects random pieces of chewed gum and then spends his free time identifying the flavors

 

[Frood]

Drives an EV....

 

[realgrimm]

Tests gravel companies gravel for rock integrity and then calls local newspapers hoping it'll make it in print

 

[Frood]

His real life name is Alfonso Gideon Souffle and he only has one testicle.

 

[realgrimm]

Prefers garbage water to be used in recipes involving vegetable based soups

 

[Frood]

Whitney Houston is his spirit animal.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Blames all his farts on his dog.