BASTARD of the MONTH - [August 2022]

[DDT]

Yeah, it's a nightmare, I tell ya! With a mere 75% of the metropolitan population, finding a Caucasian person is like finding a needle in a haystack. Don't be an idiot, Mel. I saw more White people every second of every day than you see in a week. Good luck dating all those deer that keep munching on your bush.

I wish there was a way we could up those European numbers, and reduce all the rest. What are your thoughts on my wishes, Blurtski?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Vote for UncleDiLF. Dont be a FiLTH!

 

[Blurt]

Blurt = 5
FiLTH = 2

I’ll trade you one vote for that orange Lamborghini. Two if you let me get a DiLF do, too.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Blurt = 5
FiLTH = 2

I’ll trade you one vote for that orange Lamborghini. Two if you let me get a DiLF do, too.

No chance in HELL!!! That would be a dumb deal. Although I would do anything to WIN 1 time!!!

When I imagine. All the sweAT, teARs and meATs I put to get this site on top of the food chain!
Mister DiLF deserveded it way more than you Blurt. I am better than you, and you know it!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ahh fuck knows, I'm gonna go with my boi Dilf, because he always cracks me up whenever we're on here.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Wow, thanks @Aryan !!!

That makes 4 votes!!!

Remember when Blurt had 5 votes and me 0```????

Who will win????

 

[Adam Hitler]

Deutcschland uber alles!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Deutcschland uber alles!

Für das deutsche Vaterland, Bruder Scouse!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Wir MARSCHIEREN!!!!

 

[Blurt]

Damn. Here’s a first. I just got home. I’m taking a crap and reading UncleFiLTH at the very same time.

My world will never be the same.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Damn. Here’s a first. I just got home. I’m taking a crap and reading UncleFiLTH at the very same time.

My world will never be the same.

The ice is getting thinner , Blurt!!!!

After this very month, your CRAP will never be same AAAAGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAIIIIIINNNN!!!!!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Bahahahahhah thanks @Scooter

 

[Blurt]

Thanks, BF!

 

[cw_]

Vote: Rancid. An all around good poaster and contributor Always witty, and honest, lucid, and rational.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Vote: Rancid. An all around good poaster and contributor Always witty, and honest, lucid, and rational.

Thanks cw, that's probably the nicest thing someone ever said about my poasting.

It's nice to know some people enjoy my efforts to make sense of this crazy thing we call existence.

 

[Blazor]

We are only halfway through the Month


I shall hold my vote til then

 

[Blazor]

For the Blazor Buy Out option.... I will accept a pic of cleavage, male or female, with a note tucked in, saying "Love you Blazor" lol.

 

[Gutterballs]

@UncleDiLF you have a commanding 7-5 lead. How do you do it? Blurt was killin ya. Cheers to you

 

[Adam Hitler]

@Blurt should be a good sport and if he loses get an @UncleDiLF haircut.

 

[Blurt]

If UncleFiLTHy wins, I'm leaving this forum. Forever!

And I'm taking my protégé, King Martini, with me!

 

[Adam Hitler]

There really needs to be some kind of e-pest control devised in order to get rid of unwanted forum pests like Mutantini.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

If UncleFiLTHy wins, I'm leaving this forum. Forever!

And I'm taking my Porta-john, King Martini, with me!

LOLWUT

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

There really needs to be some kind of e-pest control devised in order to get rid of unwanted forum pests like Mutantini.

Martini is part of a sustainable, everlasting natural environment for trolling!

 

[UncleDiLF]

If UncleFiLTHy wins, I'm leaving this forum. Forever!

And I'm taking my protégé, King Martini, with me!

It is UncleDiLF®- not UncleFiLTH. Can‘t see my name on avatar???

 

[Blurt]

Oh. Sorry, UncleDamniLikeFellatio!

Won't happen again.

Probably not, anyway.

 

[Blurt]

I'm off to La Senza to buy a sexy bra for the Blazor buy-out option.

 

[Frood]

I'm off to La Senza to buy a sexy bra for the Blazor buy-out option.

I'm going au naturel.... not even going to wax or braid my chest follicles.

@Blazor likes it primal.....

 

[Jeannie]

im not even a contender?

 

[Jeannie]

but gabbo, with 10 post.... there he is

 

[UncleDiLF]

6 days to vote.

Are you still uncertwin in these BRUTAL and GRUESOME times?

Vote for superstar ☆UncleDiLF☆ and you will always have food, energy and money suplly for the next 4 years.

I am touring in Albany, NY and Boston.

I will wear a suit and speak to you people.

@Blurt is a dangerous problem bear. He is doing business with the bagels. Even SeaMajor voted for him.

Vote for family, peace and normality. In the next 6 days, dont be gays. Vote for UncleDiLF♡

Kissy votes