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I'll give Biggie Smalls an easy out...
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Is it safe to say biggies retard act has gotten old?
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Are you a little "fluffy" or are your pants pockets full of tater tots?
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Poor guy looks like he's getting the "I'm sorry, Biggie, but we don't need a busboy today" call on speaker
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Big sad face emoji, no leftover lasagna for the fluffy little guy.
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You know damn well the pants lard ass is wearing have an elastic waist band and a rope string front.
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It's not difficult to see why Blurt's wires are fried when folks like this are considered normal in Canada...
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Piggie Smellz has Oweirdone going on and on about this Pakistani cab driver for months now…
I was driving the other day and it hit me, there was this crazy night 14 years ago where I went out with my friend Amber and her brother Jeremy. Well, they were wild and ended up getting into an argument in the car about 2.3 miles from my house at 3:30 am. I had 3.5” heels on. Jeremy apologized and offered to take me home, but she was already out of the car walking. I couldn’t leave my girl there, so I told him to go home and that I would text him after we were home.
We walked through the neighborhood and ended up at a gas station on the main drag still about 2 miles from my place. I was exhausted from dancing all night and my feet were killing me. They had a clerk inside the store, but he wouldn’t let us in. My phone was dead and so was hers from all the photos we took that night at our friend’s birthday party. So we just sat near the door of the convenience store and waited. We were there for about 20 minutes when a cab pulled up. I remember looking up to find him looking at me. He was probably wondering what the fuck we were doing there. I had a shit ton of jewelry on that night as well and it wasn’t exactly a safe area. So, I walked over to him and asked him for a ride. He told me that he was done for the night and company policy didn’t allow for passengers/meters past 4 am.
He was also handsome as fuck and I carried on about how sexy his beard was on TV. But he was Latino not Pakistani. I like em brown, not smelly.
He gave me ride home after I promised him I had a $20 on my dresser I could give him. On the ride home, I noticed him checking me out in the rear view mirror. He got out to open my door when I pulled up and he kissed me and I didn’t stop him. He refused the $20 while he walked us to my door.
He was also like 15 years younger than me and I was still married. But gawd damn he was a good kisser.
I was driving the other day and it hit me, there was this crazy night 14 years ago where I went out with my friend Amber and her brother Jeremy. Well, they were wild and ended up getting into an argument in the car about 2.3 miles from my house at 3:30 am. I had 3.5” heels on. Jeremy apologized and offered to take me home, but she was already out of the car walking. I couldn’t leave my girl there, so I told him to go home and that I would text him after we were home.
We walked through the neighborhood and ended up at a gas station on the main drag still about 2 miles from my place. I was exhausted from dancing all night and my feet were killing me. They had a clerk inside the store, but he wouldn’t let us in. My phone was dead and so was hers from all the photos we took that night at our friend’s birthday party. So we just sat near the door of the convenience store and waited. We were there for about 20 minutes when a cab pulled up. I remember looking up to find him looking at me. He was probably wondering what the fuck we were doing there. I had a shit ton of jewelry on that night as well and it wasn’t exactly a safe area. So, I walked over to him and asked him for a ride. He told me that he was done for the night and company policy didn’t allow for passengers/meters past 4 am.
He was also handsome as fuck and I carried on about how sexy his beard was on TV. But he was Latino not Pakistani. I like em brown, not smelly.
He gave me ride home after I promised him I had a $20 on my dresser I could give him. On the ride home, I noticed him checking me out in the rear view mirror. He got out to open my door when I pulled up and he kissed me and I didn’t stop him. He refused the $20 while he walked us to my door.
He was also like 15 years younger than me and I was still married. But gawd damn he was a good kisser.
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Have you considered offering this as an NFT?
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ROTFLMAO -- the fat miserable cow I never wanted is still mad
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Is this fat miserable cow in bed with you now?
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Ironically, its mostly in the big woke cities like Toronto and Vancouver that push that sick shit(where a lot of big tech companies in Canada reside) and when it is pushed outside their woke hidey holes, Canadians push back.
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Attention Zulus!!!
BiggieBombatta is getting penetrated once again. He says it's just like the old days. Back up needed. This is not a break danced session. I repeat, it's not a break danced session.
BiggieBombatta is getting penetrated once again. He says it's just like the old days. Back up needed. This is not a break danced session. I repeat, it's not a break danced session.
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Nah I told them about the cab driver you fucked.
So this cover story which you never told on Tv is unessesary.
Js....lol.
You make yourself less believable everytime you ramble and explain your dumb self.
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Also I made exactly one post about her fucking the dirty Pakistani cab driver who still charged her for the ride home yet Merde tries to lie and pretend it "was dozens of posts going on for months.". This dumb bitch can't ever tell the truth about anything.
Just another reason why her name is Merde.
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a cab driver who still charges the lush after he bones the lush is basically saying the lush was trash
and I can verify first hand sex with Tuddy murdy is trash - pukes
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And she didn't even get the free cab ride. That is the hilarious part.
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Is this one of your gangsta ghetto Zulu raps?
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Like fucking a bucket of oatmeal while looking at a picture of a fat Julia Stiles.
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