Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Q]

Is the smartest person on earth

Narrator voice:
Yes, @maxis736 still remembers that the thread title is "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.". And really this accusation is absurd! It is. Nothing ever has been as absurd as this one. It is the most absurd accusation ever.
My friends were calling me, saying that this is such an absurd accusation. They thanked @maxis736 for making it. I was asked to pass that message on. These friends are doctors, specialized in @skinofevil so they now what they are talkng about. Oh, did I say @skinofevil , I meant retards abviously.

 

[Seamajor]

Believes anything

 

[rigor79]

sits on a boat cannon screaming yeehaw !

 

[Seamajor]

Thinking about Rabbit for tonight’s meal

 

[Swamp-Duck]

When off his meds he thinks he’s Romulus and dives on the floor sucking his dogs tits....

 

[Seamajor]

Has an over active visual imagination

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Shops at Wal Mart. On porpoise. Coz he likes it their.

 

[TheHaze]

Will jerk you off for a bag of weed -

 

[Q]

Will jerk you off for a bag of weed -

Wants to get jerked off by @MajorBarcalow badly

 

[rigor79]

barks at the moon ...

 

[Seamajor]

Has red hair

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to eat red hair

 

[Seamajor]

Is obsessed with hair

 

[Matt Smith]

Has a tremendous amount of hair on his toes

 

[rigor79]

we can say the same about your asscrack ..

 

[Seamajor]

Obsessed with toe hair

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to order Cheeseburgers at McDonalds and then request no cheese.

 

[rigor79]

drives a grandfather car ..

 

[Matt Smith]

Lives in his grandfathers basement.

 

[rigor79]

yaps like a dolphin when ordering mcdonalds ..

 

[Matt Smith]

Has an abnormally small index finger that he uses as a letter opener.

 

[rigor79]

uses his pinky to whipe his arse .. (lol joke)

 

[Seamajor]

Knows way better. Right?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Is his own grampaw

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is an undetectable ALT.....

 

[rigor79]

swims around in swamp

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to swim in his own poo

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Plays with his poo in the bath...

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Went to Habib's All-American grocery for some Jihad goat milk but then had to get to the top floor but then all the sewage-side bomber girls went IBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBA but it was all for knot beecoz the milk was her's any way

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Thinks I got on a plane and flew all the way to America to buy goat milk cos I’m a twat like that...