Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

TheHaze

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Wants to lick my arm pits and smell my balls -
 

Damaged Maven

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Follows breakfast with a vigorous blumpkin.
 

Seamajor

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Decided to stick it up his ass instead
 

rancidmilko

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Changed his mind when Sticky fingers told him about his experience when he tried that
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Returned his My Little Pony buttplug without cleaning.
 

rancidmilko

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Stuck Tylenol inside the first computer you've ever had when it caught a virus.
 

Squeeze Toy

A toy for women to squeeze in their legs.
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Likes to walk around quiet neighborhoods at night shouting, "Beef STOOOOOOOOOO!" through an empty toilet paper tube. When questioned by police, claims he's an exotic breed of llama and it's his mating call.
 

Breakfall

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Enjoys opening up it’s anus with a spatula to look at it’s rectum.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Often thinks of men’s rectums...
 

Breakfall

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Female rectums or chicks that like fisting or pegging. I’m not a queer you dunce! :LOL1:
 

Murdock

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Writes cheesy romantic letters and delivers them with long-stem red roses.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Is an old romantic at heart, even with the butt plug...
 

Squeeze Toy

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Yearns for the Kurgan's vein-laden meatpipe.
 

Seamajor

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generally can’t pay
 

Squeeze Toy

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Once had a torrid extramarital affair with a penguin named Dave. The breakup was narrowly averted by the intervention of a hungry polar bear.