Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Q]

Thinks I got on a plane and flew all the way to America to buy goat milk cos I’m a twat like that...

Secretly loves goat milk and has her own goat for this purpose

 

[Mr. Whipple]

tried miracle grow on his johnson..didn't work

 

[Seamajor]

Now what are ya gonna do?

 

[Q]

Is going to drink the formerly mentioned tried miracle to see if that increses his Johnson

 

[Seamajor]

Is hopeful

 

[Q]

Is actually a pelican that tried the wonder potion, so its beak is now 5 times as large as normal

 

[X]

Likes to wield knives

Big black juicy veiny 'KNIVES' ...... :LMAO2:

 

[Q]

Likes to wield knives

Big black juicy veiny 'KNIVES' ...... :LMAO2:

and kill irritating people slowly, one small cut at the time.... :devil1:

^Gets aroused by the above^

 

[skinofevil]

Can't tell the difference between things he did in a video game and things that happened in the real world

 

[Q]

Is a nice, friendly old lady from 91 with 5 grandchildren that love her

 

[skinofevil]

(Pretty sure the thread title specifies 'absurd' not 'bizarre' but okay...)

Likes pureed mouse for breakfast.

 

[Q]

Comes from the future with orders to change the past

 

[skinofevil]

Survives on a diet of nothing but dead skin -- and not just his own, neither.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to ride the subway and play with his dick on days off - - - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

Just likes playing with it

 

[TheHaze]

Jumps into the swimming pool and acts like he can't swim so that the life guard will give him mouth to mouth - - - - -

 

[X]

Jumps in the pool and pretends he bust his ass so the Lifeguard will give him ass to mouth

:LMAO2:

 

[rigor79]

licks his screen off before starting the computer ..

 

[skinofevil]

Goes to flea markets, then complains loudly about not being able to find any fleas for sale.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Knew all along who shot him..

 

[rigor79]

makes cat turd tea

 

[Mr. Whipple]

wants to believe he successfully removed the Gov't tracking chip from his poop chute

 

[skinofevil]

Had a crush on Matt Smith for three years until it occurred to her that he is English, and therefore either gay, inclined toward incest, or both.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Stands on his roof blowing bubbles, little blisters of plague floating over the town...

 

[Q]

Is a visitor from the year 2029 and came to prevent us from destroying the Earth

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a different genre of marine micro organism....

 

[Q]

Made an exact replica of herself using only macaroni

 

[Mr. Whipple]

stole Swampy"s macaroni clone and devored the asshole only

 

[Q]

Is jealous of @maxis736 and aso wants to eat some uncooked macaroni

 

[Mr. Whipple]

had to be tranquilized after he learned his idle passed away