Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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May 29, 2018
Wants to lick my arm pits and smell my balls -
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Mar 30, 2019
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37.27, -76.7
Follows breakfast with a vigorous blumpkin.
 

rancidmilko

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Nov 11, 2018
Location
Brazoo
Tried to cook a weather vane once.
 

Seamajor

Factory Bastard
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May 21, 2018
Decided to stick it up his ass instead
 

rancidmilko

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Nov 11, 2018
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Brazoo
Changed his mind when Sticky fingers told him about his experience when he tried that
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Mar 30, 2019
Location
37.27, -76.7
Returned his My Little Pony buttplug without cleaning.
 

rancidmilko

Disabler of Enablers
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Nov 11, 2018
Location
Brazoo
Stuck Tylenol inside the first computer you've ever had when it caught a virus.
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
Likes to walk around quiet neighborhoods at night shouting, "Beef STOOOOOOOOOO!" through an empty toilet paper tube. When questioned by police, claims he's an exotic breed of llama and it's his mating call.
 

Breakfall

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Sep 7, 2019
Enjoys opening up it’s anus with a spatula to look at it’s rectum.
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
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Jun 27, 2018
Often thinks of men’s rectums...
 

nazzibastard

Factory Bastard
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Jan 17, 2020
Location
sydney
tuks boobs in to underwear
 

Breakfall

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Sep 7, 2019
@ Swamp-dick

Female rectums or chicks that like fisting or pegging. I’m not a queer you dunce! :LOL1:
 

Murdock

HOT ME$$
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Dec 3, 2019
Location
USA
Writes cheesy romantic letters and delivers them with long-stem red roses.
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
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Jun 27, 2018
Is an old romantic at heart, even with the butt plug...
 

Seamajor

Factory Bastard
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May 21, 2018
generally can’t pay
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
Once had a torrid extramarital affair with a penguin named Dave. The breakup was narrowly averted by the intervention of a hungry polar bear.
 
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