Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Indulges in fits of public arse scratching ....

 

[Seamajor]

Likes ass scratch his friends

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can make fire by rubbing his scabbie bollocks together....

 

[Mr. Whipple]

had 3 tonsils removed has 2 left

 

[skinofevil]

Has nine toes on each of his three feet.

 

[X]

Gently used Sausage salesman

 

[nazzibastard]

is a Sausage salesman

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is really a catholic priest on here for a vacation...

 

[nazzibastard]

is not the virgin merry

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Just a merry unvirgin...

 

[nazzibastard]

is upset i am going to bed work tomorrow

 

[skinofevil]

Worships Green Bean Jesus and Potato Buddha

 

[Seamajor]

Apparently has some sort of clue

 

[skinofevil]

Is in a committed long term relationship with a blow-up doll he named Valvoleen.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Keeps the dick cheese funk under his nails for a sneef anytime he likes...

 

[nazzibastard]

Trys to bribe ppl to like him

 

[TheHaze]

Employed to count bananas in Sea Major cellar - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Slips himself rohypnol before a fap session....

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to get funky with mandarin oranges.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Is a one man army and plays the skin flute

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Secretly likes most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! birds and dreams about their wobbling flobber every night.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Gets birthday suit & wet suit mixed up. Tries to jet ski in birthday suit & fuck in wet suit. Chafing. Chafing & rashes.

 

[Seamajor]

Confuses wetsuits with condoms

 

[skinofevil]

Goes to Catholic churches, sits in the confessional, and instead of confessing sins, makes up fake sins to see if he can make the priest laugh. It never works.

 

[Seamajor]

Continually confused

 

[TheHaze]

Pedals his ass all over town - - - - - - -

 

[Vile_Vixen]

His personality was crocheted by his wife

 

[skinofevil]

She once stuffed an Arby's roast beef and cheese sauce sammich down her panties before going to the gynecologist, just to record the screams.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has been correctly diagnosed as a loony, walks among us unmedicated....

 

[Seamajor]

Constantly constipated