Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Employed to count bananas in Sea Major cellar - - - - -
 
Gets birthday suit & wet suit mixed up. Tries to jet ski in birthday suit & fuck in wet suit. Chafing. Chafing & rashes.
 
Goes to Catholic churches, sits in the confessional, and instead of confessing sins, makes up fake sins to see if he can make the priest laugh. It never works.
 
She once stuffed an Arby's roast beef and cheese sauce sammich down her panties before going to the gynecologist, just to record the screams.