Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Throws cheeseburgers at people as hard as he can.

 

[Seamajor]

The fucker knows better than to waste a cheese burger.

 

[skinofevil]

^^Truly absurd!

Sometimes wears womens' panties. With the women still in them.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to take pictures of people taking a shit -

 

[Seamajor]

working on a paper cut outs that speak

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Know six different ways to fall off a log...

 

[skinofevil]

Owns an 8 foot tall silicone "love doll" she named Bertha, which she throws at people to frighten them.

 

[nazzibastard]

is a pecker head

 

[TheHaze]

Does not know who his daddy is - - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

When he sees a kid with an ice cream cone, runs over and grabs the ice cream out of the cone, then runs off with it.

 

[nazzibastard]

Does not know who his daddy is - - - - - - -

O that's krool

 

[nazzibastard]

Has no dady

 

[TheHaze]

Fell asleep in a chicken coop with 5 dead chickens around him with busted butt holes - - - - - -

 

[nazzibastard]

has hacked my webcam and is geting off spying on me

 

[Mr. Whipple]

dated twins and couldn't decide whom to have premarital sex with , so he let both of the boys butt fuck him at the same time

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[nazzibastard]

real pic of the above

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Claims to be smarter than a box of used sanitary napkins

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Collects used jam rags...

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to tell people she's French, just to masturbate to the sight of their confused expressions.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Tells everyone he’s Japanese to confuse them over his masturbation expression...

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to lick my arm pits and smell my balls -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Follows breakfast with a vigorous blumpkin.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Tried to cook a weather vane once.

 

[Seamajor]

Decided to stick it up his ass instead

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Changed his mind when Sticky fingers told him about his experience when he tried that

 

[Damaged Maven]

Returned his My Little Pony buttplug without cleaning.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Stuck Tylenol inside the first computer you've ever had when it caught a virus.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to walk around quiet neighborhoods at night shouting, "Beef STOOOOOOOOOO!" through an empty toilet paper tube. When questioned by police, claims he's an exotic breed of llama and it's his mating call.

 

[Breakfall]

Enjoys opening up it’s anus with a spatula to look at it’s rectum.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Often thinks of men’s rectums...