Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Damaged Maven

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That's really not absurd.

Bags up lawn clippings and sells it at swap meets as herbal supplements.
 

Squeeze Toy

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(@ Vile_Vixen) Went to Gab, signed up, and followed me, 'cause she's koo-koo bananas and wants the D.

(@ Damaged_Maven) Likes to run around naked at tanning salons helicopter-ing at the silicone-stuffed barbies.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Never lets anyone into his house for fear they will find his homunculus that looks just like him.
 

Squeeze Toy

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I call it... Mini-Me.

She likes to parade her garden in strategically tied on veggies for underthings.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Throws dead flys in the garbage bin thinking it’s respectful to the fly community.
 

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Eats them to gain their strength.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Shits himself and runs inside when I swoop down on him with my fly powers.
 

Squeeze Toy

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Buzzes around abandoned shat-in pants. That's nothing to do with fly powers, though.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Knows the secret art of turning muffins into lethal explosives weapons
 

Seamajor

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Missed that class.

Rammed his car into an old lady and split.,
 

TheHaze

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Hangs out at high end hotels trying to pick up old ladys- - - - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

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Hangs out at high end hotels dressed as an old lady..
 

TheHaze

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Dresses up like a man to get into the steam room at the YMCA- - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

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Sent me his strap on to help with my disguise..
 

TheHaze

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and end up putting it on her dog and teach it to ram her hard- - - - - - -
 

Seamajor

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Is fluent in Albanian
 

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Believes in the power of cheese.
 

Seamajor

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His farts smell like dead duck guts.