Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Damaged Maven]

Removed the damaged eye and became an eye socket whore.
(Yes, it's a thing.)

 

[TheHaze]

Fellow traveller

Going back and forth to the frig getting more ice cream for the goddess doesn't count !

SEAWEED SUCKER - - -- - -

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Misses the times when sucking security guards would get him off the hook for shoplifting.

 

[X]

Judging by his seXY posts in another thread he's into Black flops

 

[TheHaze]

Got busted for wacking off on the subway and shooting his load on the door handles - - - - - -

 

[X]

Touches his Car inappropriately ...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Can't fuck women that don't look like his mom or sis.

 

[X]

Fucks his moms and sis ...IN FLIP FLOPS !!

:LMAO:

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Is dying to ask me for a pic of my feet in flip flops, but knows it would be suicide.

 

[X]

Dilp hacked this for me from your Iphone ..

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

A one-trick-pony that can't get even that single trick right.

 

[X]

when he wipes his ass it's like cleaning peanut butter out of shag carpet

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

mixes scat and food during talks too much

 

[X]

is running out of steam

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Doesn't go to the gym anymore because the guys are jerks

 

[TheHaze]

Doesn't need a holloween costume for holloween- - - - - - - -

 

[Murdy]

Had gag reflux removed and is currently training to breath through his ears.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Was banned from malls in 18 states for organizing flash mobs of girls flashing boobs.

 

[Scooter]

quit the internet but is still here.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Burned his mons in 6th grade because of peer pressure.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Fondles his balzac in public; claims" but it itches!"

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Has a box filled with his best dangle berries

 

[Damaged Maven]

Leaves Christmas wrapped boxes of cat box scrapings on the train.

 

[realgrimm]

secretly collects his belly button lint and rolls it around in his mouth

 

[Seamajor]

licks his cats ass

 

[TheHaze]

Works in a whore house washing the sheets - - - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Refers to his penis as "a little fog."

 

[X]

Has this hang up about having a shoe for each foot .

 

[skinofevil]

Once walked all the way to North Dakota, walked up to a rancher's fence, and when the dog came running and barking at him, pissed all over its head to send it yelping back toward the house.

 

[Seamajor]

Couldnt find N. Dakota on a map