Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[TheHaze]

Hasn't poop in 40 days and is turning brown and trys to pass it off as the corona virus -

 

[Seamajor]

Wishes his poop time was as punctual as mine.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Twitter handle is Regular the Magnificent.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

real name is Sally and sells seashells by the seashore

 

[X]

Can chuck a hell of a lot more wood than a woodchuck could

 

[Seamajor]

Has a pizza oven

 

[TheHaze]

Has a ass that looks like a pizza pie covered with foreskins- - - - - -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

steals mens under ware off the clothes line at the obesity clinic

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

^Wears similar clothes...



SSS
- *cringes* so violently that every muscle charley horses

 

[X]

Over thinks things

 

[nazzibastard]

asshole

 

[TheHaze]

Made a parachute out of Sharonas underwear so that he can play games but having a hard time because of all the cum on it- - - - - - - -

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[nazzibastard]

jell us :Welcome8:

 

[TheHaze]

Try to fit into a oven but was to fat so jerked off instead in a super market by the book stand- - - - - -

 

[nazzibastard]

while i was jerking off in super market he offered to sucked my cock untell my balls where dry .he did

 

[Damaged Maven]

Thinks cornhole is a bedroom game.

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to eat and share with the goddess the corn cob from throbs ass hole - - - - - - 2 with extra fudge please !

 

[Murdy]

Prefers missionary sex on white sheets after they both shower.

 

[Damaged Maven]

And put on fresh underwear

 

[Murdy]

Old enough to know better... but does it anyways.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Works a room like a stiff cock... sloppy and with a little teeth to enhance the mood.

 

[GG Allin]

Took the name Maven from a talentless hack former WWE wrestler because they think it was edgy and cool that they were a three-time WWE Hardcore Champion.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

 

[Seamajor]

Enjoys reading uncle Dilf.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Took his name from a talentless hack formerly alive asshole named Jesus who actually does reside underground in New Hampshire....

 

[TheHaze]

Found out his wife is transgender and said he didn't care as long as she/he fucked him in the ass while his uncle dilf took pictures - - - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

Was found masterbating on top a grain silo

 

[Damaged Maven]

Caught with a video cam and scuba gear in the Green Acres water tower.

 

[TheHaze]

Was told that eating grapes will make your cum taste sweet so ate 5 lbs and ended up shitting his pants the next morning at the coffee shop - - - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left skid marked scanties and an opened package of Hanes in the men's aisle at Walmart.

 

[Murdy]

Picked up Hanes from Walmart aisle floor and did the scratch and sniff test thinking it was melted chocolate.