Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Frood]

Jerks off with the juice of third world generic deodorant sticks to an audience who accepts Bic pens, lighters, bubble gum, comic books, and US fifty cent pieces...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has untreated syphilis that's eating his brain ....hence ^^^^^^

 

[X]

Loves the smell of the color red

 

[Frood]

Sniffs his own farts in order to get a leg over his great grandmother and bring her to climax...

 

[Seamajor]

vital to her existence

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has been looking to buy 12 ounces of smegma ...won't say why

 

[TheHaze]

Jerked off his dog for X-mas - - - - - -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

drives a 1976 AMC Pacer and tells the neighbors it's a loaner

 

[Murdock]

Won spelling B hosted in China.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is eating my arse..

 

[Seamajor]

Writes poetry for hamsters

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His family had to call an exorcist when he got possessed by the demon Liberace...

 

[TheHaze]

Sucks on popsicle's while thinking of me - - - - - - -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

retired as a gym teacher ...claim to fame was he conducted the most "jock " inspections " EVER !!!

 

[Seamajor]

Never washes that thing

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Washes that thing but his feet don’t match..

 

[Seamajor]

Wears it on his head.

 

[Murdock]

Has sand in his his buttcrack.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Makes Jesus squirt...

 

[TheHaze]

Like's to eat peanuts just so she can pick the nuts out of her shit and say she is recycling - - - - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

In dire need of a colonoscopy

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Said he bought me a kitten but it was a trap..

 

[Seamajor]

Decided to gut and bar b q that creature. ^^^

 

[TheHaze]

Went to Costa Rica for Free holey's (frijoles)- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has a remote control willy but lost the remote years ago..

 

[Seamajor]

Is a Priest in real life

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Had stubborn tape worm and coaxed it out with a mars bar before smashing it over the head with a claw hammer...

 

[Seamajor]

Had a head on at 70 MPH, and survived

 

[Mr. Whipple]

tried to put Sand dollars in a vending machine

 

[Seamajor]

Knows I feel cheated