Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Iggy McLulz]

wants to see me nekkid :LOL1:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Truths peek lol
I’d do terribly lovely things to you you sexy mother you :Lovin1:

 

[Iggy McLulz]

is probably a little drunk

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Is wrong, I’m actually like this all the time lmao

 

[skinofevil]

is secretly Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods With A Thousand Young

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is really Bastard Factory

 

[skinofevil]

Is secretly a potted fern hooked up to a Speak & Spell, whose posts' are transcribed from its electronically translated utterances

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Built a moat around his house to keep all his fans away.

 

[skinofevil]

Secretly yearns for a big hairy man to penis her vagina.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

keeps asking guys for bobs and vagene

 

[skinofevil]

Is trying to find out my true identity so she can break into my apartment one night and ride me like a stolen bicycle just so she can have my baby.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

His nose is longer than his cock

 

[TheHaze]

eats peanuts from his own shit- - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt; it was really quite

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[Iggy McLulz]

Uses a pickle to fuck with instead of his penis.

 

[TheHaze]

Stuff dog treats in her cunt for Rover

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is never sober.

 

[skinofevil]

Puts peanut butter in... UN-YEWWWWWWW-ZYUAL places...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Was kicked out of the great heathen army for desertion while pooing his chain mail.

 

[skinofevil]

Ba'd witdaba da bang da bang diggy-diggy-diggy said da boogey said up jump da boogey. But had no idea what he was saying.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has extremely large piss flaps for a bloke.

 

[Grimmy]

Has been huge nads for a duck

 

[Grimmy]

Has *BIG* huge nads for a duck

*Edited

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I just thought you meant swamp-duck was the nads on a duck :LOL1:

 

[skinofevil]

Doesn't want us to know that her nickname is Tits McGee.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Likes to flop around in the mud like a pig.

 

[skinofevil]

Doesn't like to flop around in the mud like a pig. Weirdo. :P

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to look over fences hopeing to see gays fucking- - - - -

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is so unsure of his own sexually that he has to make gay jokes to feel better.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to put corn nuts in her butt, then take them out a couple hours later and offer them to unwanted houseguests for a snack.