Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Q]

Is a huge butch lesbian named Arnold ...

Hey! NO PI! :Rude:

Ontopic:
Surfs because he can't swim

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[RAVEN]

Eats cake batter and shits cupcakes for days

 

[Q]

Is a very smart and likable person

 

[RAVEN]

Is fucking grouchy first thing it the morning.. but I forgive you :) :*

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Forgot his dog tied to his bumper and went for a 70-mile drive.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Became single after 15 years of marriage and now doesn't know what to do with his life

 

[Seamajor]

Described himself fairly well. Don’t you think?

 

[Matt Smith]

Farted on a pillow and then deliberately rubbed it in his dogs face giving the dog pink eye.

 

[Q]

Dreams of Kate Hudson every night. Then wakes up screaming, because in his dream she transforms into a zomby. Every night... EVERY NIGHT

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Gives off a putrid smelling pong when cornered..

 

[Q]

Loves to play on her Nintendo Gameboy Classic

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[Swamp-Duck]

^^ they’re worth allot of money now..
I’ll let you get back to your book...

 

[Matt Smith]

Puts anchovies on their pizza.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Puts anchovies in his corn flakes...

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Has never been kissed.

 

[Master Pu]

Hasn't been kissed by his wife in a very, very long time.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Hasn’t been bummed by his boyfriend in a very long time...

 

[Master Pu]

Is sniffing flooring cement and prolly eats eels.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Woke up once dazed and confused behind a Foxwoods Casino, with his butt sticky and a sore throat

 

[Q]

Keeps walking in the dark behind the Foxwoods Casino, wearing slutty clothes, but every time goes home disappointed

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No one will come and fix his sinkhole...

 

[Q]

Is spying on me from my sinkhole

 

[RAVEN]

Works 1/2 hour a day cries that he's exhausted :)

 

[realgrimm]

smells her fingers after wiping

 

[RAVEN]

I miss you... But you have to stop licking your butt plug after usage :)

 

[realgrimm]

phlegm chewer

 

[Q]

Works 1/2 hour a day cries that he's exhausted :)

True :devil1:

Ontopic:
Burns his food before eating it

 

[TheHaze]

Eat's dried up cat shit while watching TV - - - - -

 

[Q]

Women faint when he walks by