Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[RAVEN]

Has a cat tree fetish and feels the need to rub his dick on everyone he makes hahaha..

 

[Q]

Wears a cowboy hat wherever she goes

 

[Lollygag]

Always keeps a penny in his underpants.

 

[Matt Smith]

Once kicked a mule in the face because he would let him fuck him in the ass.

 

[Q]

Still uses a first generation iPhone

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Listens to satanic songs backward hoping for messages from Justin Bieber...

 

[Q]

Doesn't know that the weed she is smoking is actually normal grass

 

[Adam Hitler]

Once had to have her stomach pumped after chuggin' half a can of Fosters.

 

[Q]

Is a black woman living in a slum in Africa where there is not even internet

 

[Matt Smith]

Still can't beat Super Mario on easy.

 

[RAVEN]

Looks like Super Mario :)

 

[Q]

Is a Martian

 

[Adam Hitler]

Refuses to ever throw away toilet paper even when it's been used.

 

[RAVEN]

made this video

 

[Seamajor]

Has hot the spirit

 

[Q]

Actually wanted to move to Germany when he left the US, but they refused him because he is not strict enough

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to dress up as a clown and chase his neighbors with a balloon shaped like a cat

 

[Q]

Has exactly one outfit, but lots of instances of this one outfit

 

[X]

Promised the judge he will NEVER again offer balloon knot massages to the elderly .

 

[Q]

Is a mentally healthy person

 

[X]

LIES TO JUDGES !!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Has 3 generations of relatives buried in his backyard.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Runs from his own shillelagh....

 

[Seamajor]

Knows shillelaghs

 

[RAVEN]

Uses a banana leaf to wipe his ass.

 

[Seamajor]

Knows it beats using your thumb

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Still sucks his thumb...( even after )...

 

[Seamajor]

Is always trying to line me up for something

 

[Q]

Loves to stand in lines due to his english genes

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Stands in lives due to his perfect English...