Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[realgrimm]

sucks his own toes clean

 

[Dove]

^^^ Pays to watch even though its offered for free.

 

[realgrimm]

eats random foods while she shops then never mentions them at the cash

 

[Dove]

Will follow you in the grocery store

 

[realgrimm]

cries to all her friends about her clubbed feet

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Got the sack from the zoo for taking pictures of animals in hats, they didn’t think a fez on a snake was funny...

 

[RAVEN]

visits the zoo at mating season for thrills ;)

 

[Swamp-Duck]

In a virtual world, we are married ....

 

[RAVEN]

Wakes up in the morning with kitty litter and crusty orange cat hair stuck to her face.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Uses a ouija board to find things she’s lost...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Uses plastic bags as wellies

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sneaks into mosques to sniff the floor mats..

 

[realgrimm]

Analyzis her phelm under microscope then discusses the results with her dog

 

[Ice]

Waits for stuff ordered online when he could have drove there and picked it up himself. :LOL1:

 

[Matt Smith]

Loves to be covered from head to toe in Cheezewiz every christmas eve and run naked through the midnight mass at the local catholic church.

 

[RAVEN]

Smells like a carp after eating out his girlfriend and attracts every cat in the neighborhood to his door.

 

[realgrimm]

saves her boogers

 

[Ice]

Goes to the T.O. gay pride parade

 

[realgrimm]

Watches Pride TV then fiendishly cry masturbates

 

[RAVEN]

Picks his teeth after dinner.. sprinkles the tooth jam with sugar and eats for dessert .

 

[Frood]

His toupee looks like three feral kittens fighting for a piece of sidewalk gum.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Steals only white underwear from washing lines

 

[Frood]

Is so poor, he eats bags of Wakame until he can shit a Christmas tree...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to sleep in a crash helmet due to violent dreams...

 

[Frood]

His wife makes him wear miniature training wheels on his cock...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

All your exes formed a support group...

 

[Frood]

Fucked a Smurfette figurine...

...but still had blue balls.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Uses a ouija board to play scrabble with dead people..

 

[Frood]

Bobs for apples at NAMBLA conventions...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to steal free newspapers