Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Went to buy camouflage trousers but couldn’t find any...

 

[Ice]

Once pee'd on the beach

 

[RAVEN]

Likes to ride moose in the wilderness with in a santa suit on

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to keep the dogs out of her bedroom so they can’t find her huge deldo collection...

 

[Whomever]

You must relace your shoes every day at sunrise and sunset because you were cursed for robbing a shoe store.

 

[Frood]

Named his two Pugs "Dildo" and "Dong".

(Butt Pugs)

 

[LotusBud]

Lives underground with more guns than he could ever use and boxes of freeze dried food he bought 20 years ago. Still waiting obediently for the big day.

Shoot! I keep forgetting to make the accusation absurd.

 

[Whomever]

Has gone around the world only on connecting trains, never once paying for a ticket.

 

[Frood]

Her cunt looks like a Snowman when she rubs Vagasil on it.

 

[LotusBud]

Her cunt looks like a Snowman when she rubs Vagasil on it.

Zanick's a she?

 

[Frood]

Gets her haircuts at a sheep shearing shed...

 

[LotusBud]

Sleeps and fucks in the sheep shearing shed.

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to eat the yellow snow.

 

[RAVEN]

Likes to twerk to Justin Bieber songs in the nude.

 

[Frood]

Waits behind the back door in spring thaw for free doggie poopsicles...

 

[RAVEN]

Loves stinky pussy.

 

[Frood]

Stuffs fortune cookies down his urethra and wanks for good luck...

 

[Dove]

Draws faces on the tips of his toes, lays on his back and gives himself puppet shows

 

[Frood]

Draws faces on the tips of his toes, lays on his back and gives himself puppet shows

That's not so absurd....


"Once got high and growled out Wesco's hoagie...."

 

[Dove]

Draws faces on the tips of his toes, lays on his back and gives himself puppet shows

That's not so absurd....


"Once got high and growled out Wesco's hoagie...."

I know. I actually do that for real lol

Secretly voted for Hillary Clinton

 

[RAVEN]

Wants to rename all her children Chad.

 

[Frood]

Wants to sink his gizzard and giblets into @LotusBud 's stale stuffing...

 

[RAVEN]

Has volunteered, out of the kindness of his heart, to move to CR and wipe SeaMajor's ass when he gets too feeble to do it himself. lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sells fake autographs of Hitler on eBay...

 

[Matt Smith]

Eats his boogers with a side of hot sauce.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Smells of pickled herring..

 

[Matt Smith]

Uses his toe nail jam to kill the cockroaches in his kitchen.

 

[Ice]

Got kicked out of summer camp for pissing in the sink

 

[Matt Smith]

Religiously watches Shawshank Redemption so he can masturbate every time Morgan Freeman is on the screen.

 

[RAVEN]

He hates changing his underwear, so carries around a can of Febreze spray, to mask his smelly ass.