Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Is so ugly has to sneak up on sleep- - - - - -
 
Likes to fart in the bath tub and bite the bubbles - - - - -
 
Eat's dryed out cat turds from the kittie box- - - - - - - -
 
Loveees to visit the Museum and look at the statues during the season the fig leaves drop.
 
Likes hanging around play grounds when small children are present with out parents around- - - - - -
 
Is amassing an army of midgets whom he dresses up as teletubbies and sends rampaging through the streets to swat people with rolled up newspapers.
 
Likes hanging around play grounds when small children are present with out parents around- - - - - -
Well, someones gotta look out for the likes of you ... Knows those playgrounds like the back of his dick
 
Likes to go to the grocery, open a box of cereal, dump about half of it out on the floor, then crap into the box -- and before security can get there, close the box back up and hide it in amongst its brethren on the shelf.
 
Likes to go to the grocery, open a box of cereal, dump about half of it out on the floor, then crap into the box -- and before security can get there, close the box back up and hide it in amongst its brethren on the shelf.
Shhhhhhhhh ......


Carry on.
 
Assumes a yank knows what the Black Watch is. (I mean, being a descendant of the Clan Munro, it turns out that, coincidentally, this particular yank does know, but still...)
 
Likes to watch his granny suck his dad's cock- -- - -