Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Is so fat he could make a fortune selling shade in the summer.

 

[TheHaze]

Is so ugly has to sneak up on sleep- - - - - -

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Likes to tickle midget anus with their STD infested tounge.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is a midget.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sneaks off at night and party’s with the lurkers.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to fart in the bath tub and bite the bubbles - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bleaches his arseole once a week to ward off bacteria.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is probably small enough to ride large do around like a pony.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is moving to the UK to marry a Scotsman.

 

[TheHaze]

Eat's dryed out cat turds from the kittie box- - - - - - - -

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Hangs out at nursing homes just to suck old people farts out of the seats.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has a saggie progeriatic fanny.

 

[offwidthe]

doesn't live in a swamp but pick up ladies there and returns them in a lifeless state.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Pays me for lifeless corpses then does things to them.

 

[TheHaze]

Lives in a dumpster- - -- - - -

 

[X]

Loveees to visit the Museum and look at the statues during the season the fig leaves drop.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes hanging around play grounds when small children are present with out parents around- - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Is amassing an army of midgets whom he dresses up as teletubbies and sends rampaging through the streets to swat people with rolled up newspapers.

 

[X]

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[X]

Likes hanging around play grounds when small children are present with out parents around- - - - - -

Well, someones gotta look out for the likes of you ... Knows those playgrounds like the back of his dick

 

[RAVEN]

Likes to lick his toilet brush :)

 

[X]

Buys crossword puzzle books with them already done

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to go to the grocery, open a box of cereal, dump about half of it out on the floor, then crap into the box -- and before security can get there, close the box back up and hide it in amongst its brethren on the shelf.

 

[X]

Likes to go to the grocery, open a box of cereal, dump about half of it out on the floor, then crap into the box -- and before security can get there, close the box back up and hide it in amongst its brethren on the shelf.

Shhhhhhhhh ......


Carry on.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to trap squirrels in the park, then release them inside the lingerie store at the mall.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Takes upskirts of the black watch.

 

[skinofevil]

Assumes a yank knows what the Black Watch is. (I mean, being a descendant of the Clan Munro, it turns out that, coincidentally, this particular yank does know, but still...)

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to watch his granny suck his dad's cock- -- - -

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to watch his dad suck his granny's cock. O_o

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Eats pizza with a knife and fork