Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Frood]

His Indian name is "Bowling With Gourds"

 

[Whomever]

I personally saw you scratching an appendage that humans should not have and it was expressing gratitude audibly

 

[Whomever]

My accusation is that you are actually the appendage of this appendage

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to go Bowling because he loves trying on all the bowling shoes.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has only one friend in this world, and it’s a fish...

 

[LotusBud]

Wishes he/she had even that one fish friend.

 

[Frood]

Fish feast on the stringy plumes of yeast from her granny snatch when she skinny dips in rivers at night...


...then die.

 

[Seamajor]

Cigarettes are more important than fresh food. Likes paying to die

 

[Frood]

Doesn't graze at a salad bar: makes do in his favela's sewer canals...

 

[Seamajor]

Likes to assume to cover up her pathetic life, kids, part time hubby, and that eternal yen for a cigarette. An awesome way to go thru life.

 

[X]

Is obsessive compulsive fo the realZ yO

 

[Frood]

Can't play poker for peanuts without coming up skint or for toilet runs...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fucks Turks for a large kebab with chilli sauce...

 

[Frood]

Paves his backyard Slip'N'Slide with lubricated abacus beads and dildos...

 

[X]

Recently fucked a Turk and got stiffed for the chili sauce :LMAO:

 

[Frood]

Ate out a Japanese whore at the docks. Woke up in fish scales and guts....

 

[X]

gonna hurt his wanking arm with the reaches for a snappy cumback .

 

[LotusBud]

Is willing to pay big bucks for a minute with that large kebab.

 

[X]

Knows I like a good kebab

 

[Frood]

Mohammed is disappointed that he enjoys a good kebab...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bought Mohammed a new goat to cheer him up...

 

[Matt Smith]

Asks god every day to turn him into a unicorn.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Took Metallica’s metal up your ass too literally and has a fork embedded up his arse indefinitely...

 

[RAVEN]

Makes it a practice to sniff a dudes ass before she goes out on a date with him.

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to recite the nation anthem when taking a shit.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sings swing low sweet chariot while wiping...

 

[RAVEN]

Has an obsession looking up the meaning of her poop color online

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Don’t bother to look online, she’s got a graphic chart in the bathroom...

 

[RAVEN]

got a candlestick stuck in her vagina.

 

[Matt Smith]

Rubs coconuts to free the coconuts worms from their prison