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[Seamajor]

Loves rainy days

 

[TheHaze]

Broke into a dildo factory and fell asleep after putting 7 dildos in his ass and that's the way they found him next morning - - - - - - - :Dazed:

 

[Seamajor]

Makes too many trips to the VA hospital, just for fun

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to wipe his ass with poison ivy so he can get the doctor to touch his bum bum.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wrote an article about the day he spent playing ping pong with Ronnie Biggs...

 

[realgrimm]

Drinks a steady diet of homemade onion juice

 

[Matt Smith]

Eats the skin of bananas because he thinks he won't slip as much.

 

[TheHaze]

Like's picking peanuts out of his shit and call's it recycling - - - - - -

 

[realgrimm]

Rolls poop balls , collects and sorts them to shade

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His brains went years ago, now his legs have gone, there’s only the middle bit left now...

 

[realgrimm]

Sneaks into public toilets and sniffs toilet seats

 

[X]

Is John Tory's secret love child LOL

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Pays me to bring back samples..

 

[X]

Is to slow on the draw

 

[Matt Smith]

Eats pancakes with his hands and pizza with a knife and fork.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Likes to pretend he’s ovulating...

 

[Breakfall]

Would like to whisper sweet-nothings in @LotusBud ’s ear...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Would like to aim his morning piss in @LotusBud left earole...

 

[TheHaze]

Sit's on a dildo while driving her car -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Hires himself out to campers as a tent pole...

 

[Seamajor]

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Is rather Ducky

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is very lucky...

 

[realgrimm]

Likes to collect "samples" from local shared washrooms to run personal studies on when she gets home

 

[Frood]

Played cap gun fights with his friends as a boy...

...had his grandpa load rock salt in the 410 cartridges.

 

[Seamajor]

Too many to list

 

[X]

reads in the dark because he went to night school

 

[Breakfall]

Raving republican...

 

[Matt Smith]

Wears rubber gloves to bed so he can't spread the covid to himself.

 

[realgrimm]

Prays to a shrine of pickles hes named Susan

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His problems began when he was about 5 years old..