Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Val Gina]

knows what soap is

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Email is full of penis enlargement adds, he got ten just today, 8 from his GF, it was the 2 from his mum that upset him.

 

[skinofevil]

Turned her girlfriend straight.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has never really liked his mums willy.

 

[rigor79]

he's talking about his scrotum or face ..

 

[skinofevil]

Can't tell his scrotum from his face.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has to steal his neighbors socks for his nightly tug session

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Vapes his own seamen.

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to buy Sharonas dirty underwear- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

None left cos he bought them all and got high sniffing the crud.

 

[skinofevil]

Sent Malcolm Tucker the birthday cake that said "CUNT" on it -- and never fessed up.

 

[Seamajor]

Enjoys kibitzing with Purceline on the telephone

 

[TheHaze]

Jerks off when riding his surf board- - - - - - -

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Takes pics of this lewd act of surf jerking and stores it in his spank bank.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

is obsessed with sniffing Monica Lewinsky's stains on the " blue dress "

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Steals all the toilet paper from every establishment he visits......

 

[Mr. Whipple]

will buy all of my reprocessed shit paper if you give her the old in an out

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to have sex with 80 plus year old ladys 2 at a time- - - - - - -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

lets his Grammy and his aunt Lill come to a sleep over at my house every other friday

 

[Val Gina]

just reminded me to moisturise

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to wear baggie clothes to hide his tail that wags when he’s happy.

 

[skinofevil]

Goes down the shops but forgets her tits an' all.

 

[Val Gina]

scrapes dick cheese for a midnight grilled toastie snack

 

[Jeannie]

enjoys a good wedgie

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Campaigned for Hillary Clinton.

 

[TheHaze]

Making a wish burger and wishing he had something to put in the bun- - - - - - -

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center

 

[skinofevil]

Wants to find out how many licks it'll take her to get to the tootsie roll center of MY tootsie pop. (3. Ask Mr. Owl.)

 

[Swamp-Duck]

When he buys the big issue people grab it off him and give him a pound.

 

[realgrimm]

eats her toe jam on the sly