Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Eats his openly and proudly.

 

[realgrimm]

smells his own asshole off his fingers when he thinks nobodies paying attention

 

[skinofevil]

Stands outside occupied stalls in public restrooms waiting for the occupant to exit the stall so he can dive in and huff the dissipating ass fumes.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Snips his pubs and sticks them on his head with gorilla glue.

 

[realgrimm]

wears the same underwear everyday because they are her super hero ones and she needs to always be ready...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has only one friend, and it’s a fish !

 

[skinofevil]

Has been practicing getting fast enough to huff her own farts.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Gets so drunk he wonders why the light keeps going on and off whiles he’s pissing in the bathroom, it’s only in the morning he realises he’s pissed in the fridge again.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to vomit into the wheelie bins but only if there's vagrants in them farming the rubbish.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Licks fruit at the market and puts it back

 

[Mr. Whipple]

fucking hates Ikea chairs for meetings at work

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Dreams of being a famous singer.

 

[skinofevil]

Owlvis Presley, I presume?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Pays black men to brutally violate his asshole.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Lays under glass coffee table and watches a ho poo while yanking his fapper.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to swing from chandeliers droppin' dooks on moneyed old people while singing filthy old sea shanties.

 

[RAVEN]

Has severe scoliosis from trying to suck his own dick.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can and often does French plat her pubes.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Paints eyeballs on his eyelids to appear awake during conversation

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Rapes men in kilts

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Secretly admires hairy women

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Secretly admires hairy women

Diet consists of hairy chicken skin... hehe

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Fur burgers?

 

[skinofevil]

Met Queen Elizabeth and called her a low rent Wal-Mart parking lot party favor.

 

[Jeannie]

was struck by very fancy purse

 

[Swamp-Duck]

her Spirit animal is an alcoholic sheep with rabies named Brian .

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Was arrested at 5pm Lisbon time... Charged with aggravated door mat use...

 

[skinofevil]

Was once arrested for going to his local zoo, climbing into the chimp exhibit, then throwing his feces at them while screaming, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT! HUH?! HOW DO YOOOOOOOU LIKE IT?!"

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His mates could stand no more and built a wall around his lactose intolerant arse.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Was arrested at 5pm Lisbon time... Charged with aggravated door mat use...

Searching amazon as we speak, I have to have that.