Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Damaged Maven]

Eats shoots and leaves.

 

[Seamajor]

God yes

Takes it as it cums

 

[Damaged Maven]

Leaves it for the next guy to clean up.

 

[skinofevil]

Takes it on the chin. (By 'it' I mean balls.)

 

[Damaged Maven]

Trolls in football shorts to look butch.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

lost a small fortune on his last investment a sea horse dude ranch

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Gave up jogging for health reasons, his thighs kept rubbing together setting his knickers on fire.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Stopped wearing panties to save time.

 

[Seamajor]

Enjoys saving time

 

[Val Gina]

Draws faces on his nuts so they don’t feel so rejected

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Prefers faceless nuts.

 

[Val Gina]

Watched movies with his dolls

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to eat dingle berrys- - - - - - - -

 

[Jeannie]

drives an ice cream truck he named after his dick

 

[skinofevil]

Has got the hippie hippie shakes.

 

[X]

Constantly loses a nipple despite having twisted them on pretty good.

 

[Jeannie]

cant catch the mister softee truck due 2 swollen ankles

 

[X]

That's actually not my ankle

Gets confused rather easily ... probably all the date rape drugs..

 

[TheHaze]

That's actually not my ankle

Your boyfriends cock ?

Likes to stick a Hersey bar up his BF ass and lick it as it heats up and drips out of his ass hole- - - - - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

Sounds like Dinky Dianna

 

[skinofevil]

His nose DOESN'T always knows.

 

[X]

Opened a restaurant for Dogs ..only Cat's showed up

 

[Betty_Machete]

cant stop smelling his balloon knot.

 

[skinofevil]

Pretends to be sexually aroused by soft pretzels, fakes having orgasms in restaurants with that as her excuse.

 

[X]

Only gets aroused around HARD pretzels ..not so much chips though

 

[Jeannie]

cant wear fancy footwear

 

[X]

Doesn't get the joke ..is obviously a blond incognito

 

[Damaged Maven]

Leaves snail tracks in the WalMart fitting room.

 

[X]

Is a very talented ventriloquist, DM and the 'Goddess' ..... world - renowned

 

[Jeannie]

needs a new wank sock