Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

(^^But that's not absurd and is 100% true!)

Only licks the yogurt from the inside of the foil lid, then throws the rest of the cup away immediately, not knowing there's more tasty goodness in there.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

He’s got such a high sex drive he’s a danger to the public.

 

[Seamajor]

Generally loaded on Opium

 

[skinofevil]

Is the one who keeps sending those kids after the Trix Rabbit and Lucky the Leprechaun.

 

[Seamajor]

Completed 3rd grade.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left school to pursue a career in cum guzzling.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Likes to go in the meat section at Walmart and rub their nipples with cow tongues

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has fantasies of squeezing DMs plumb like lemons.

 

[Maboombo]

Gave Maboombo an expired McDonalds fries coupon
not nice,Maboombo hungry and no Papa.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Is actually quite white

 

[skinofevil]

Is also white, but identifies as Fruit Stripe Gum.

 

[Seamajor]

Love sleeping in the wet spot

 

[skinofevil]

((Cause I fall sleep without pulling out. I sleep in the heart of the wetness.))

Likes to run around waving an opened umbrella and screaming, "IIIIIIIIII'M Oswald Cobblepot!!!"

 

[TheHaze]

Like's to use a nail gun on a man's penis- - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to use his penis on a woman's nails.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Sends text messages to pay phones

 

[Damaged Maven]

Put a marmot out of its misery after giving it a really bad hair cut.

 

[TheHaze]

Eat's boogers from under the table for desert - - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Quotes from the movie "Strange Brew" at funerals.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is Danny Devetos stunt double.

 

[skinofevil]

Is secretly a packet of crisps. Well, that is... it was a secret...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is really bilbo baggins.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

likes her title Madame '

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hates fine wine

 

[X]

Is Jealous that incey weency spider sat down beside her ..... and not him

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Can’t skate on ice

 

[Mr. Whipple]

he can't get no satisfaction

 

[skinofevil]

Can't always get what he wants. (But if he tries sometime, he might find he gets what he needs.)

 

[Jeannie]

is color blind so dresses like a gay pride flag everyday

 

[skinofevil]

Is only gay pride flag colored when she's nekkid.