Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

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(^^But that's not absurd and is 100% true!)

Only licks the yogurt from the inside of the foil lid, then throws the rest of the cup away immediately, not knowing there's more tasty goodness in there.
 

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((Cause I fall sleep without pulling out. I sleep in the heart of the wetness.))

Likes to run around waving an opened umbrella and screaming, "IIIIIIIIII'M Oswald Cobblepot!!!"
 

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Like's to use a nail gun on a man's penis- - - - - - -
 

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Is Jealous that incey weency spider sat down beside her ..... and not him