Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Damaged Maven]

Hasn't a clue what the F stands for.

 

[realgrimm]

purchases and collects gorilla piss

 

[skinofevil]

Is liverwurst flavored.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Keeps effigies of all his conquests.

 

[skinofevil]

Makes velociraptor noises while standing in queue to make the people ahead of her wander away nervously.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Deeply regrets his past heavy drinking and manwhore days because now he can't ever become Pope.

 

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Every sunday walks backwards to church dressed as Beelzebub

 

[Jeannie]

forgot these r supposed to be absurd accusations

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Had an affair with Joe Biden.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His willy and bollocks are so big his crouch has its own atmosphere.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Wants to touch my willy and ballocks.

 

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Lives on a diet of sprouts and beans and can run the 100m in 7.6 seconds......

 

[skinofevil]

Does things with aardvarks. Sexual things. Awful things.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left his boytoy for an awkward fling with an Indonesian hooker.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is the real hurdy gurdy man.

 

[skinofevil]

Was secretly Jack the Ripper. That is to say, it was a secret... oops...

 

[TheHaze]

Likes other people to fart in a plastic bag and put it over his head - - - - - - -

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Is KW's father.

 

[TheHaze]

Is KW's father.

Just for that will find out were you live and send KW over to beat you with his hands of steel and head of stone- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sends a boy to do a man’s job...

 

[skinofevil]

Sends a marmot to do a llama's job.

 

[realgrimm]

offers free prostate exams to local farmers

 

[Jeannie]

shows up early 2 be first in line

 

[Damaged Maven]

Ruins the party for the hosts being the first one in the door.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to shit in the punchbowl, then play "Bob For Turds".

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Managed to buy the only pair of out-of-tune maracas on the planet..

 

[TheHaze]

Is half Zulu - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

wishes he could gay marry his own hot self.

 

[skinofevil]

Stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator -- but didn't vanish.

 

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Kilroy is a popular guy, extremely handsome and women fall at his feet!