Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

He likes to go down to the local soup kitchen with a bag of Big Macs and walk around leaning over the bums eating those burgers with his mouth open.
 
Spamantual man is nice to chickens

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Likes to smell farts from big butt girls - - - - - - -
 
Keeps emptied toilet paper tubes so when he gets gas he can fart through them to make the farts louder; falls over giggling like a deranged girl every time he does this.
 
Hangs out at the gay spa most nights looking for action - - - - - - -
 
Wanders around with cigars made to look like penises. Doesn't smoke 'em, just puts one in his mouth whenever he finds himself having an unwanted conversation. Makes it bobble up and down if just the sight of it isn't ending the conversation promptly enough for his liking.