Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Uses the word 'scat' because hearing or reading the word 'shit' sends him into fits of screaming, arms-flailing terror.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is proud of his hemorrhoids and polishes them daily .

 

[skinofevil]

Saw the Disney film "Davy Crockett, King Of The Wild Frontier" when he was 5 years old, and was so taken with the "look" of Davy Crockett's coonskin cap that he spent the following week wearing the closest thing he could get his hands on: the family's beloved pet cat Sneakers. What would have otherwise been cute, however, was instead disturbing, because poor little Sneakers had passed away the previous winter and was subsequently stuffed by Swamp-Duck's father, an amateur taxidermist.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Dreams about my silky soft nutsack at night.

 

[skinofevil]

Fondles other mens' nutsacks, compares them to his own.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can’t tell nutsack from minges.

 

[skinofevil]

Smoked a marijuana once and caught teh geh

 

[offwidthe]

Licked a toads back and then regurgitated a worm to baby birds so they could get high.

 

[Frood]

Has a pink insulation bat fucking fetish...

 

[offwidthe]

eats seal pups

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Illegally keeps a velociraptor in his shed.

 

[Frood]

Stuffs candy canes in his pee hole to maintain erections

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can lick his own clit.

 

[offwidthe]

Dated Donald and Daffy at the same time.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Went a Viking and got lost.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes Pikeys.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Loves gorgers.

 

[skinofevil]

Had anal sex wi' a haggis. In his defence, though, it was consensual.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Names all his crabs after celebritys.

 

[skinofevil]

Does his best to keep up with the Kardashians. Or the Cardassians. I'm not sure which, and I'm not sure which is worse.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Really is Hugh Laurie and is lying about it.

 

[THROB]

Thinks about me when she has her tricks heinous-uncircumcised-lion-seal looking penis in what I can only assume is a skanky disease ridden vagina.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

is a very charming man irl.

 

[skinofevil]

Put out a hit on Lucky the Leprechaun, then framed the Trix Rabbit for it.

 

[X]

Buy's activity books with the puzzles already done ... ka bink KAH !!

 

[skinofevil]

Goes to the funerals of people he doesn't know, delivers eulogies filled with false accusations about the deceased.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Once met an alian but fell out with it cos of lack of probing.

 

[skinofevil]

Wanders about with an LED pen torch trying to reverse the polarity.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Going to meet my dad in Hell one day and regret slagging off pikeys.

 

[skinofevil]

Is actually a talking German Shepherd.