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Lilly is so fat that by the time she passed by the tv, all the World Series games had been played. :Puke:
Listen, I know you're jewish, and thanks to your genetic makeup, are incapable of resisting the urge to stick your huge shlomo nose into every conversation....The question wasn't directed at me but please allow me to answer it.
"You're fat and smelly" are stupid jokes that reek of immaturity and don't do anything to further whatever your side of the argument might be. In fact it makes you look like a freaking idiot.
A guy at a disco goes up to overweight Lily break dancing. He says, “Wow, great strength!” Lily is quite grateful for the compliment is says, “You really think so?” The guy says, “Absolutely, most floors would have given way by now.”
@Lily is so fat, that when her right hip talks to her left hip, it’s considered a long-distance call.
LoL.That was almost funny. It missed his mark.
Last night I shared an actually fat joke that was funny form BF. I was talking to a person from the forums. The prize goes to @The Prowler.
I could barely get the flame out because I start laughing and giggling.
He flamed me once saying something to the effect that "Lily can't out into the ocean because she'll make the whales horny"
The person that heard that flame and I started laughing our asses off together...because that JOKE is funny.
You smell bad is a shitty joke. It's not funny.
I have fucking fantastic sense of humor. I know funny. Sometimes you can be funny. But your schtick is old and tired. Do better.
I have not ever seen a photo of @Lily.Have you seen an image of fat Lily's grotesque frame?
Agreed. But it's not just that one post of @Lily, it's most of them.the length and invest, you put in that post shows, you are bitter and angry!!!
@Lily here is another fat joke about you!
Lily is so fat that when she entered her weight into her fitness app, it said “Please enter your weight, not your social security number.”
SHUT your mouth you whoreson. No one cares about what a user with 1K posts has to say ! Fuck offAgreed. But it's not just that one post, it's most of them.
Then think yourself lucky.I have not ever seen a photo of @Lily.
Her WhatsApp photo from 4 months ago was the bestI have not ever seen a photo of @Lily.
Then think yourself lucky.
Then why do you reply to my posts so often?No one cares about what a user with 1K posts has to say !
Her WhatsApp photo from 4 months ago was the best
I'm sure I've seen worse.Then think yourself lucky.
You are answering my posts, you pond scum!Then why do you reply to my posts so often?
Clearly they matter.
I'm answering your posts, yes, so what?You are answering my posts, you pond scum!
Prepared your anus for the daily TOP SCAT,Jizzer?
And are working for your BOSS tomorrow?? Be nice and a good boi, will ya?
Are you BLOCKING CNN, when you see dead people?I'm answering your posts, yes, so what?
I never said I wouldn't, unless and until you post more scat- then I'm done with you forever.
Yes, tomorrow I'm working for the first boss i've had in over 32 years.
I don't mind seeing gory pictures of dead people.Are you BLOCKING CNN, when you see dead people?
Can‘t you handle reality you ugly hypocritical peace of shit?
See?I don't mind seeing gory pictures of dead people.
Or other gory stuff.
But the scat is offputting.
It's like tomatos, I don't like them but I like tomato sauce and pizza.
You mentioned „pizza“???I don't mind seeing gory pictures of dead people.
Or other gory stuff.
But the scat is offputting.
It's like tomatos, I don't like them but I like tomato sauce and pizza.
It's flattering you're interested in learning more about my culinary tastes.You mentioned „pizza“???
Very interesting, Jizzer. I bet you into „Cheez pizza“?
Does this include hollowhoax pics?I don't mind seeing gory pictures of dead people.
Or other gory stuff.
I don't know what those are.Does this include hollowhoax pics?
Why you into „Cheez pizza“, Jizzer?It's flattering you're interested in learning more about my culinary tastes.
Especially given that I don't have anything close to 18,000 posts on here.
Buddy, what a nice QUADRUPLE CRUSH on these betas todayDoes this include hollowhoax pics?
We may have a bit of a misunderstanding Dilfo.Why you into „Cheez pizza“, Jizzer?
Sure you do. Touchy subject though, I know.I don't know what those are.