Santa is a super speader

[plural chan]

Fuys fuys! I was top of the good list and he came here first, drunk as shit mind you and coughing up a storm. Light a fire under your chimney tonight to smoke that fucker out he's a god damn super spreader

 

[Frood]

Santa wears speedos?

 

[Jeannie]

plunger can is just trying 2 ruin christmas

 

[plural chan]

I swear to Jah he's sick as a dog, I think he infected me.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Oerdin]

Well, that was freaky.