the EVERYBODY CUT BIGGIE SOME SLACK thread

[Biggie Smiles]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Dog fucker.

I cant believe she actually admitted tofucking dogs

 

[Breakfall]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

Hey. Earth to empty head used as a shovel.

You're not funny. You're not witty. The very essence of your "writing" reads like Dovey at a Bukkake party.

Bukkake? Is the poop fest or what?

That's what your parents fed you (mainly your father) to make you grow up to be dumb and gay.

Jesus Christ...you’re too much!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

 

[Breakfall]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

how long did u work on that failure of a joke? a long time i bet :)

As long as it took your buffalo ass to get out of bed.

Your bottom is skinny as fuck...no meat! Just a long back!

You can fuck off now creepy as fuck guy!

Creepy as fuck? Go and fuck yourself cunt!

 

[Sindy666]

She will for a mere $3500 investment to make her go away after a few days, weeks...I don't know what your tolerance level is, sindy.

I'm definitely not giving a bitch money!!! Sounds like she grew up in a conservative area and needs a better environment that embraces freedom, self expression and all the drugs you want. I'm guessing she's a repressed lesbian fighting with herself inside about it. I've know some clubs we could go to and everything.

 

[Dove]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Dog fucker.

I cant believe she actually admitted tofucking dogs

I cant believe his dog is so bored fucking her that he actually tried to solicite me to spice things up.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

how long did u work on that failure of a joke? a long time i bet :)

As long as it took your buffalo ass to get out of bed.

Your bottom is skinny as fuck...no meat! Just a long back!

You can fuck off now creepy as fuck guy!

Creepy as fuck? Go and fuck yourself cunt!

YOu don't think that'll make the dog jealous?

 

[Flynn]

I bet if I did have "$3.5K" in my bank account,

So you're flat broke basically

ROTFLMAO!

I'm still taller than you, so is my hand bag, heels, tampons and birth control pills.

 

[Lily]

She will for a mere $3500 investment to make her go away after a few days, weeks...I don't know what your tolerance level is, sindy.

I'm definitely not giving a bitch money!!! Sounds like she grew up in a conservative area and needs a better environment that embraces freedom, self expression and all the drugs you want. I'm guessing she's a repressed lesbian fighting with herself inside about it. I've know some clubs we could go to and everything.

That is a very creative way of countering the crazy. Good on you.

 

[Breakfall]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

how long did u work on that failure of a joke? a long time i bet :)

As long as it took your buffalo ass to get out of bed.

Your bottom is skinny as fuck...no meat! Just a long back!

You can fuck off now creepy as fuck guy!

Creepy as fuck? Go and fuck yourself cunt!

YOu don't think that'll make the dog jealous?

She’s probably one of those Peck’s paste sheilas!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm still taller than you, so is my hand bag, heels, tampons and birth control pills.

You and the dog are holding off on the family?

 

[Flynn]

Are you taller than Joe Rogan?

Joe Rogan's morning shits are taller than Biggie Clown. That's elementary.

I bet they're more witty and diverse than you are too

just sayin'

But you don't deny that they're still taller than you?

Weird.

Oh drop dead already humor killer

Here, let me flame myself instead. It'll be more entertaining

fer fucks sakes already I feel like I'm bantering with a Benzo's colostomy bag

So you're ACTUALLY looking BEnzo's colostomy bag in the eye?

LIAR!

YOU must be sitting on BEnzo's lap.

 

[Frood]

Dogfucker, Flynncorporated!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Notice how flynnTX never denies fucking her dog tho

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

Hey. Earth to empty head used as a shovel.

You're not funny. You're not witty. The very essence of your "writing" reads like Dovey at a Bukkake party.

Neither are you

That's funny because with the amount of unwarranted hate you have flung at me for not sharing your world view, in combination with the shit tons of violence and threats of violence we have seen from left wingers, I would be REALLY uncomfortable around you physically.

You would say some delusional shit like what you just said here or whatever else you believe about who you label "conservative", people you admit you "despise" and lie about to justify that contempt and you would probably commit an act of violence.

Like try to strangle me to save the world from my "fascism" and "bigotry".

That's how the left rolls today. Shooting people for saying "all lives matter". Punching 12 year olds. Destroying entire communities and trying to take away our rights to defend ourselves.

Girlfriend, calm down, chill, everything is going to be alllllright.... Have you ever considered hitting up your doctors for xanax or valium? Could be a game changer.

I am calm. I made an observation based on this guys own posts.

Do you think people have to be riled up to observe and give an opinion?

You often come off as shrill, hysterical and unhinged sorry.

She sounds like she's at the point of cutting between posts to let the demons out.

You need to cut and let the turkey gravy out, Hipposaurus

Are you sure you didn't want to also include that she sucks dick?

You forgot to mention I'm short

You're not short...

...you're microscopic compared to non-retards.

 

[Dove]

She will for a mere $3500 investment to make her go away after a few days, weeks...I don't know what your tolerance level is, sindy.

I'm definitely not giving a bitch money!!! Sounds like she grew up in a conservative area and needs a better environment that embraces freedom, self expression and all the drugs you want. I'm guessing she's a repressed lesbian fighting with herself inside about it. I've know some clubs we could go to and everything.

I actually grew up in Metro Detroit. Not a lesbian but known to be crooked on occasion.

Never felt "repressed", never had issues expressing myself.

I've been clean for 9 years and I'm not into clubs at all.

For some reason, a car Big bought for me 13 years ago when we were a real life couple really seems to be offensive issue around these parts today.

You guys gotta chill. See what I was talking about? RELAX

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Come again? I don't speak dry brain fucktard

Oh?

I guess I need to include the key words like:

Dick
Admin
Your mouth

???

 

[Dove]

Notice how flynnTX never denies fucking her dog tho

Because its true.

I bet Flynns bussy smells like dog puke.

 

[Frood]

Notice how flynnTX never denies fucking her dog tho

Nevers calls her pooch short either.... he must be in that Goldilocks height for hitting her porridge...

....justtttt' right.

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Well, you did admit to enjoying bestiality with your dog the other day!

That must have made your nasty toes exude more fungus.

 

[Sindy666]

That is a very creative way of countering the crazy. Good on you.

I don't think she's a rotten person but she definitely needs to do some soul searching. I'm ab

She will for a mere $3500 investment to make her go away after a few days, weeks...I don't know what your tolerance level is, sindy.

I'm definitely not giving a bitch money!!! Sounds like she grew up in a conservative area and needs a better environment that embraces freedom, self expression and all the drugs you want. I'm guessing she's a repressed lesbian fighting with herself inside about it. I've know some clubs we could go to and everything.

I actually grew up in Metro Detroit. Not a lesbian but known to crooked on occasion.

Never felt "repressed", never had issues expressing myself.

I've been clean for 9 years and I'm not into clubs at all.

For some reason, a car Big bought for me 13 years ago when we were a real life couple really seems to be offensive issue around these parts today.

You guys gotta chill. See what I was talking about? RELAX

I'm glad you got a car out of the deal honey, you should have gotten a whole lot more.

 

[Frood]

Woof! Woof!

 

[Breakfall]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Come again? I don't speak dry brain fucktard

Oh?

I guess I need to include the key words like:

Dick
Admin
Your mouth

???

Yes...that joke never tires. Are you siding with that cocker sucker on FT too? Fucking dropkick!

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Dog fucker.

How very "empiracle" of you, Dovey!

 

[Dove]

That is a very creative way of countering the crazy. Good on you.

I don't think she's a rotten person but she definitely needs to do some soul searching. I'm ab

She will for a mere $3500 investment to make her go away after a few days, weeks...I don't know what your tolerance level is, sindy.

I'm definitely not giving a bitch money!!! Sounds like she grew up in a conservative area and needs a better environment that embraces freedom, self expression and all the drugs you want. I'm guessing she's a repressed lesbian fighting with herself inside about it. I've know some clubs we could go to and everything.

I actually grew up in Metro Detroit. Not a lesbian but known to crooked on occasion.

Never felt "repressed", never had issues expressing myself.

I've been clean for 9 years and I'm not into clubs at all.

For some reason, a car Big bought for me 13 years ago when we were a real life couple really seems to be offensive issue around these parts today.

You guys gotta chill. See what I was talking about? RELAX

I'm glad you got a car out of the deal honey, you should have gotten a whole lot more.

That premise though. Good grief.

Is that how you see the world and human relationships?

Do you ever question why you associate freedom and expression with drugs and sex? Dont you find that be kinda....limiting and cliche? Confining?

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

 

[Lily]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

You must be rich if you have the $3500 to fuck Dove.

 

[Dove]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Dog fucker.

How very "empiracle" of you, Dovey!

You FINALLY used it right ♡

You should go celebrate. That dog ass ain't gonna eat itself, Yahknow?!

 

[Dove]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?

NO, FlynnTX it wouldn't

Now go to sleep, you have a big day on the unemployment line tomorrow

Would that be before or AFTER I fuck a dog (Dovey)?

Not gonna lie.

Naming your dog "dovey"......its a bit much. Even for you.

Go wash your bussy.

 

[Sindy666]

That is a very creative way of countering the crazy. Good on you.

I don't think she's a rotten person but she definitely needs to do some soul searching. I'm ab

She will for a mere $3500 investment to make her go away after a few days, weeks...I don't know what your tolerance level is, sindy.

I'm definitely not giving a bitch money!!! Sounds like she grew up in a conservative area and needs a better environment that embraces freedom, self expression and all the drugs you want. I'm guessing she's a repressed lesbian fighting with herself inside about it. I've know some clubs we could go to and everything.

I actually grew up in Metro Detroit. Not a lesbian but known to crooked on occasion.

Never felt "repressed", never had issues expressing myself.

I've been clean for 9 years and I'm not into clubs at all.

For some reason, a car Big bought for me 13 years ago when we were a real life couple really seems to be offensive issue around these parts today.

You guys gotta chill. See what I was talking about? RELAX

I'm glad you got a car out of the deal honey, you should have gotten a whole lot more.

That premise though. Good grief.

Is that how you see the world and human relationships?

Do you ever question why you associate freedom and expression with drugs and sex? Dont find that be kinda....limiting and cliche?

What premise? If a man is capable of and why date a man who isn't, he should take care of his woman. Don't you agree with that? I like sex and drugs and so does my boyfriend who's a wealthy businessman.