the EVERYBODY CUT BIGGIE SOME SLACK thread

[Biggie Smiles]

I bet if I did have "$3.5K" in my bank account,

So you're flat broke basically

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Flynn]

Are you taller than Joe Rogan?

Joe Rogan's morning shits are taller than Biggie Clown. That's elementary.

I bet they're more witty and diverse than you are too

just sayin'

But you don't deny that they're still taller than you?

Weird.

 

[Lily]

Biggie says 5'9" so I'm guessing based on internet to RL conversion that he's about 5'6" to 5'7" in RL.

I believe studies show that men that admit to being 5 ft 9" are actually shorter.

 

[Breakfall]

@Flynn stop plagiarizing, i found your source material

Q: What’s the difference between a regular bloke and Flynn?
A: Flynn has a higher sperm count...

 

[Lily]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

stop projecting
his burns r quality, yours suck

:facepalm:

lol
at what?

At Biggie's "burns". I can picture him responding in impotent rage while standing on his tippy toes putting the energy out to the universe: I'm not short, I'm average!

Meanwhile I could see you tripping on a flight of stairs on your own tit grease and getting stuck upside down right there between floors

I'm not saying that Oak is fat but if she sheared off a nipple in a freak bobbing for apples accident, they'd be Taffy apples frozen up like Han Solo in Jabba's lounge room...

We can all pretend that just didn't happen. Go back and try again.

 

[Sindy666]

So you expect to project on everyone the same way?

I'm willing to bet I have posted things you disagree with. So you would zero that in on me. It's pretty normal.

Just take a deep breath....and say no to drugs :)

Drugs are good, you don't see me ranting and raving do you? I'm about to bust into this coke... I have the day off tomorrow, why not...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Are you taller than Joe Rogan?

Joe Rogan's morning shits are taller than Biggie Clown. That's elementary.

I bet they're more witty and diverse than you are too

just sayin'

But you don't deny that they're still taller than you?

Weird.

Oh drop dead already humor killer

Here, let me flame myself instead. It'll be more entertaining

fer fucks sakes already I feel like I'm bantering with a Benzo's colostomy bag

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

Hey. Earth to empty head used as a shovel.

You're not funny. You're not witty. The very essence of your "writing" reads like Dovey at a Bukkake party.

Bukkake? Is the poop fest or what?

That's what your parents fed you (mainly your father) to make you grow up to be dumb and gay.

 

[Lily]

So you expect to project on everyone the same way?

I'm willing to bet I have posted things you disagree with. So you would zero that in on me. It's pretty normal.

Just take a deep breath....and say no to drugs :)

Drugs are good, you don't see me ranting and raving do you? I'm about to bust into this coke... I have the day off tomorrow, why not...

psst she's a junkie, don't tempt her. there are innocent lives at stake

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So you expect to project on everyone the same way?

I'm willing to bet I have posted things you disagree with. So you would zero that in on me. It's pretty normal.

Just take a deep breath....and say no to drugs :)

Drugs are good, you don't see me ranting and raving do you? I'm about to bust into this coke... I have the day off tomorrow, why not...

you should bust into that coke, down a bottle of vodka and then grab the keys to your car. Trust me, it's a thrill

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

Hey. Earth to empty head used as a shovel.

You're not funny. You're not witty. The very essence of your "writing" reads like Dovey at a Bukkake party.

Neither are you

That's funny because with the amount of unwarranted hate you have flung at me for not sharing your world view, in combination with the shit tons of violence and threats of violence we have seen from left wingers, I would be REALLY uncomfortable around you physically.

You would say some delusional shit like what you just said here or whatever else you believe about who you label "conservative", people you admit you "despise" and lie about to justify that contempt and you would probably commit an act of violence.

Like try to strangle me to save the world from my "fascism" and "bigotry".

That's how the left rolls today. Shooting people for saying "all lives matter". Punching 12 year olds. Destroying entire communities and trying to take away our rights to defend ourselves.

Girlfriend, calm down, chill, everything is going to be alllllright.... Have you ever considered hitting up your doctors for xanax or valium? Could be a game changer.

I am calm. I made an observation based on this guys own posts.

Do you think people have to be riled up to observe and give an opinion?

You often come off as shrill, hysterical and unhinged sorry.

She sounds like she's at the point of cutting between posts to let the demons out.

You need to cut and let the turkey gravy out, Hipposaurus

Are you sure you didn't want to also include that she sucks dick?

 

[Frood]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

stop projecting
his burns r quality, yours suck

:facepalm:

lol
at what?

At Biggie's "burns". I can picture him responding in impotent rage while standing on his tippy toes putting the energy out to the universe: I'm not short, I'm average!

Meanwhile I could see you tripping on a flight of stairs on your own tit grease and getting stuck upside down right there between floors

I'm not saying that Oak is fat but if she sheared off a nipple in a freak bobbing for apples accident, they'd be Taffy apples frozen up like Han Solo in Jabba's lounge room...

We can all pretend that just didn't happen. Go back and try again.

Run that by me again? I don't understand Oink-ican all that well...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

Hey. Earth to empty head used as a shovel.

You're not funny. You're not witty. The very essence of your "writing" reads like Dovey at a Bukkake party.

Neither are you

That's funny because with the amount of unwarranted hate you have flung at me for not sharing your world view, in combination with the shit tons of violence and threats of violence we have seen from left wingers, I would be REALLY uncomfortable around you physically.

You would say some delusional shit like what you just said here or whatever else you believe about who you label "conservative", people you admit you "despise" and lie about to justify that contempt and you would probably commit an act of violence.

Like try to strangle me to save the world from my "fascism" and "bigotry".

That's how the left rolls today. Shooting people for saying "all lives matter". Punching 12 year olds. Destroying entire communities and trying to take away our rights to defend ourselves.

Girlfriend, calm down, chill, everything is going to be alllllright.... Have you ever considered hitting up your doctors for xanax or valium? Could be a game changer.

I am calm. I made an observation based on this guys own posts.

Do you think people have to be riled up to observe and give an opinion?

You often come off as shrill, hysterical and unhinged sorry.

She sounds like she's at the point of cutting between posts to let the demons out.

You need to cut and let the turkey gravy out, Hipposaurus

Are you sure you didn't want to also include that she sucks dick?

You forgot to mention I'm short

 

[Sindy666]

So you expect to project on everyone the same way?

I'm willing to bet I have posted things you disagree with. So you would zero that in on me. It's pretty normal.

Just take a deep breath....and say no to drugs :)

Drugs are good, you don't see me ranting and raving do you? I'm about to bust into this coke... I have the day off tomorrow, why not...

psst she's a junkie, don't tempt her. there are innocent lives at stake

She needs to come hang out with me for awhile and get right with GOD.

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

stop projecting
his burns r quality, yours suck

:facepalm:

lol
at what?

At the fact that you're totally lost and an imbecile.

 

[Jeannie]

@Flynn stop plagiarizing, i found your source material

Q: What’s the difference between a regular bloke and Flynn?
A: Flynn has a higher sperm count...

eww

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Come again? I don't speak dry brain fucktard

 

[Lily]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

Hey. Earth to empty head used as a shovel.

You're not funny. You're not witty. The very essence of your "writing" reads like Dovey at a Bukkake party.

but you all mad tho

But you still short, "tho."

He's average you fucking bitch!

Yeah right? unlike your fucking twin mammoth bouncers nieces that lineback for the raiders

Don't be jealous because they're young and beautiful.

 

[Frood]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Well, you did admit to enjoying bestiality with your dog the other day!

 

[Flynn]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

how long did u work on that failure of a joke? a long time i bet :)

As long as it took your buffalo ass to get out of bed.

Your bottom is skinny as fuck...no meat! Just a long back!

You can fuck off now creepy as fuck guy!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

Hey. Earth to empty head used as a shovel.

You're not funny. You're not witty. The very essence of your "writing" reads like Dovey at a Bukkake party.

but you all mad tho

But you still short, "tho."

He's average you fucking bitch!

Yeah right? unlike your fucking twin mammoth bouncers nieces that lineback for the raiders

Don't be jealous because they're young and beautiful.

Do they carry axes and sledgehammers around with them too?

 

[Jeannie]

So you expect to project on everyone the same way?

I'm willing to bet I have posted things you disagree with. So you would zero that in on me. It's pretty normal.

Just take a deep breath....and say no to drugs :)

Drugs are good, you don't see me ranting and raving do you? I'm about to bust into this coke... I have the day off tomorrow, why not...

psst she's a junkie, don't tempt her. there are innocent lives at stake

She needs to come hang out with me for awhile and get right with GOD.

smh

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Well, you did admit to enjoying bestiality with your dog the other day!

She also admitted she's broke today

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

Hey. Earth to empty head used as a shovel.

You're not funny. You're not witty. The very essence of your "writing" reads like Dovey at a Bukkake party.

but you all mad tho

But you still short, "tho."

Crushing.

You sill smell bad.


so there

Even my "smell bad" wears a bigger shoe size than you.

 

[Lily]

So you expect to project on everyone the same way?

I'm willing to bet I have posted things you disagree with. So you would zero that in on me. It's pretty normal.

Just take a deep breath....and say no to drugs :)

Drugs are good, you don't see me ranting and raving do you? I'm about to bust into this coke... I have the day off tomorrow, why not...

psst she's a junkie, don't tempt her. there are innocent lives at stake

She needs to come hang out with me for awhile and get right with GOD.

She will for a mere $3500 investment to make her go away after a few days, weeks...I don't know what your tolerance level is, sindy.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

Why not post some so we can see?

Hey. Earth to empty head used as a shovel.

You're not funny. You're not witty. The very essence of your "writing" reads like Dovey at a Bukkake party.

but you all mad tho

But you still short, "tho."

Crushing.

You sill smell bad.


so there

Even my "smell bad" wears a bigger shoe size than you.

I'm sure. No arguments there

 

[Dove]

So you expect to project on everyone the same way?

I'm willing to bet I have posted things you disagree with. So you would zero that in on me. It's pretty normal.

Just take a deep breath....and say no to drugs :)

Drugs are good, you don't see me ranting and raving do you? I'm about to bust into this coke... I have the day off tomorrow, why not...

I mean.....I dont really see ranting and raving.

But I have a feeling it's coming though :D

 

[Dove]

I knew it, somehting rotting and festering in this thread and boom, there it is, the canine mistress, flynn.

...and "boom, there it is..." the 3'5 " human" freakshow.

Let me guess...for your next great "act" you're going to pay Dovey $7.0K to let her fuck you in your Audi driving pussy?

How about 7K for some dental work and feminine wash?

that might help with all the rage. no?

What "might help" is if you got run the fuck over by a radio controlled car and then stepped on by a 3 oz kitten.

How in the world would something like that help? A 3oz kitten would fit in the palm of my hand you dumb oscillating crackhead

go to sleep before you forget to breathe and wind up in some veterinary hospital somewhere with your dog's tongue up your ass

Still on this rocky narrative that you're ACTUALLY taller than hospital grade placenta?

Dummy, a regular sized dime in your "hand" looks like a fucking softball.

As for the "dog" and its "tongue up my ass," I'll have you know that even the dogs tongue...

...is yes...

...also taller than you.

Dear flynn.... you were |----| close

but sorry, you still fell short


and yes, shorter than me


poop emoji for you

Is the "shorter" also taller than you???

you need rest

You need a brain.

Are we even?

Oh boy, i'm going to have to counter with something really big like a mother joke on this one.

Or maybe you could call me a "dog fucker?"

Dog fucker.

 

[Flynn]

so flynn, let's dispense with all the hostilities and growling for just a second.

I'd like to know how you're doing? Did you spend this fine weekend in a shelter or a jail cell?

Does it hurt your head when try and post funny shit?

It certainly hurts mine.

THe ass smooching be real when feelings are hurtz

Are you just mad that no one can get that "low" to kiss yours?

Pull out the big guns now are we?

So.

A squirt gun is taller than you?

a skunk smells better than you .... yuk yuk

go to sleep before the rest of your hair falls out

Would that "skunk" still be taller than you?